What's up with the main page Mad?

[Joemailman]

what do you need help with

i'm only really good with smart assed remarks

Don't sell yourself short. You're also good with dumb ass remarks.

[SnakeLH2006]

Snake did some research to find out the meaning of the new Internet jargon:

1. Joomla (jew-meh-lah)

A Joomla is a bewildered response to a Rat's crazy post. The "jew" part comes from the crazy posters tendency to "pounce" on you when they are trying to provide a baseless argument with loud interjections like "TT SUCKS" or "AROD IS AVERAGE AT BEST".

Though its debatable whether the crazy poster is truly interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted. Thus, the "meh" part of Joomla, as it's the only logical response to end the rant.

CRAZY POSTER: Jesus christ, you guys are blind! We are doomed with guys like TT running the show and getting rid of Favre for Arod. Let's trade our next 3 1st round picks for Cutler.

BEWILDERED FOLLOWUP POSTER (hoping to end the argument): Joomla!

[LL2]

Snake did some research to find out the meaning of the new Internet jargon:

1. Joomla (jew-meh-lah)

A Joomla is a bewildered response to a Rat's crazy post. The "jew" part comes from the crazy posters tendency to "pounce" on you when they are trying to provide a baseless argument with loud interjections like "TT SUCKS" or "AROD IS AVERAGE AT BEST".

Though its debatable whether the crazy poster is truly interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted. Thus, the "meh" part of Joomla, as it's the only logical response to end the rant.

CRAZY POSTER: Jesus christ, you guys are blind! We are doomed with guys like TT running the show and getting rid of Favre for Arod. Let's trade our next 3 1st round picks for Cutler.

BEWILDERED FOLLOWUP POSTER (hoping to end the argument): Joomla!

That's pretty good. What about the "lah" part of Joomla?

[SnakeLH2006]

Snake did some research to find out the meaning of the new Internet jargon:

1. Joomla (jew-meh-lah)

A Joomla is a bewildered response to a Rat's crazy post. The "jew" part comes from the crazy posters tendency to "pounce" on you when they are trying to provide a baseless argument with loud interjections like "TT SUCKS" or "AROD IS AVERAGE AT BEST".

Though its debatable whether the crazy poster is truly interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted. Thus, the "meh" part of Joomla, as it's the only logical response to end the rant.

CRAZY POSTER: Jesus christ, you guys are blind! We are doomed with guys like TT running the show and getting rid of Favre for Arod. Let's trade our next 3 1st round picks for Cutler.

BEWILDERED FOLLOWUP POSTER (hoping to end the argument): Joomla!

That's pretty good. What about the "lah" part of Joomla?

The "lah" part of Joomla is when you put your fingers in your ears going, "lah, lah, lah, lah, lah" trying to pretend the Joomla worked, but, alas, the crazy poster just keeps on posting....

Snake thanks you for pointing out the omission on his definition...Joomla!!

[MateoInMex]

mad, can you finally take this shithole mobile? tired of not being able to read these fuckwads posts while driving down the freeway

WTF? Snake's posted on here for years using his smartphone. All you need is a PDA phone with Windows 6.1 or even 6.0 and use Opera (it's free) for your browser. Slick as fuck...kinda like Snake.

I have a certain cell service...it rhymes with Rearizon...I have a Blackberry..supposedly their upgrading for mobile video and newscasts. I stayed connected to the web and PR using my Crackberry...I'm unfamiliar with Opera, do I just Google that shit and download it?

[SnakeLH2006]

mad, can you finally take this shithole mobile? tired of not being able to read these fuckwads posts while driving down the freeway

WTF? Snake's posted on here for years using his smartphone. All you need is a PDA phone with Windows 6.1 or even 6.0 and use Opera (it's free) for your browser. Slick as fuck...kinda like Snake.

I have a certain cell service...it rhymes with Rearizon...I have a Blackberry..supposedly their upgrading for mobile video and newscasts. I stayed connected to the web and PR using my Crackberry...I'm unfamiliar with Opera, do I just Google that shit and download it?

Internet Explorer for mobile phones is useless and hard to browse complete websites. With Opera you can do that by hitting your touchscreen to zoom in at any point and again to zoom out. Real nice.

Use your mobile phone browser and google Opera Beta 9.51...the latest one...hit the mobile download links and there ya go...it's free..and insanely fast and awesome for ANY website.

BTW, don't buy the Opera 8.65 "full" version as it sucks ass and costs money...the beta 9.51 is fully operational and great.

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[digitaldean]

For those who are unaware, Joomla is a CMS (content management system).

It allows you to handle more complex websites and their updates. My assumption is he is doing some renovation work.