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I saw how you pick up dancers at a strip club. I believe it was on the Pick Up Artist, you basically ignore the shit out of them, and act like your totally inconvienced having to be at the strip club. Pretend that you are actually waiting for your friends or a business associate. You have to be more interested in something other than the ladies, like text messaging, but you can't sell it like your totally invested in it. You can't be on your phone the whole time you are in there. Even 75% of strippers out there have enough class to leave you alone while you are talking on the phone.
Dress nice, but not like you just got out of the office. You can't dress like a scrub in jean shorts and a faded collared shirt from Walmart. If you are in to graphic tees thats coolthey go along with a nice pair of expensive jeans, good shoes, not just your regular nikes. It would also help your cause if you threw a nice sports coat over the top of that graphic tee.
If you really want to bang a stripper, rent a limo to wait outside for ya as well. Limo is key.
If the Stripper asks you for a lapper, tell her its not your thing. Depending she might actually respect you more if you give her the twenty bucks for her to dry hump ya. She will feel more comfortable around you.
Find something besides the obvious to compliment her on. If she has nicely done nails, say so.
Pick a fight with her. I don't know, something simply not to intense, it builds up their testerone, gets her a bit fired up a little horny.
Don't give her a cent, don't buy her a drink, in fact try to get her to buy you one while you are pretending to wait for your friend.
You should at least get her number, and if you are at a bigger club, you can move around for a couple of hours, but in a smaller club, you got an hour and then you gotta go, because the scam is probably either shot or you got a couple of numbers from the dancers. They may take their clothes off for money, so remember, they are the smart ones. They will catch on eventually.
Dress nice, but not like you just got out of the office. You can't dress like a scrub in jean shorts and a faded collared shirt from Walmart. If you are in to graphic tees thats coolthey go along with a nice pair of expensive jeans, good shoes, not just your regular nikes. It would also help your cause if you threw a nice sports coat over the top of that graphic tee.
If you really want to bang a stripper, rent a limo to wait outside for ya as well. Limo is key.
If the Stripper asks you for a lapper, tell her its not your thing. Depending she might actually respect you more if you give her the twenty bucks for her to dry hump ya. She will feel more comfortable around you.
Find something besides the obvious to compliment her on. If she has nicely done nails, say so.
Pick a fight with her. I don't know, something simply not to intense, it builds up their testerone, gets her a bit fired up a little horny.
Don't give her a cent, don't buy her a drink, in fact try to get her to buy you one while you are pretending to wait for your friend.
You should at least get her number, and if you are at a bigger club, you can move around for a couple of hours, but in a smaller club, you got an hour and then you gotta go, because the scam is probably either shot or you got a couple of numbers from the dancers. They may take their clothes off for money, so remember, they are the smart ones. They will catch on eventually.
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