The Most Elaborate April Fools Joke Yet?

[Scott Campbell]

What's up with Snake this, Snake that? Talking about yourself in third person is annoying as fuck.

Scott Campbell says hello, and welcome to PackerRats!

[Aaron12odgers]

Scott Campbell says hello, and welcome to PackerRats!

Aaron12odgers says thanks for the welcome, Scott!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Snake is ripping of Ty.

Ty is not happy.

[Harlan Huckleby]

[falco]

i can't believe I have been missing out on this thread....

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Falco can't believe Falco has been missing out on this thread....

Fixed

[Partial]

Since this thread is basically pointless, I'm going to educate some peeps.

Snake, I find it tough to believe you can put up 500 easily. At 185, 550 is world class aka extremely rare according to this chart.

Not trying to fuel a fire, but that chart is pretty much universally accepted.

It's certainly more than nothing. Less than 1% of the world's active weight lifters will ever achieve that. That's pretty damn rare imo.

To contrast, I'm a weakling and sit in the "novice" range on DL, and get up to intermediate on some others :P

Press is really deceptive because people use shitty form and do more a push press than an overhead perss.

http://www.exrx.net/Testing/WeightLifting/StrengthStandards.html

[MJZiggy]

Since this thread is basically pointless, I'm going to educate some peeps.

Snake, I find it tough to believe you can put up 500 easily. At 185, 550 is world class aka extremely rare according to this chart.

Not trying to fuel a fire, but that chart is pretty much universally accepted.

It's certainly more than nothing. Less than 1% of the world's active weight lifters will ever achieve that. That's pretty damn rare imo.

To contrast, I'm a weakling and sit in the "novice" range on DL, and get up to intermediate on some others :P

Press is really deceptive because people use shitty form and do more a push press than an overhead perss.

http://www.exrx.net/Testing/WeightLi...Standards.html

P, I may have had my wine with very little food to go with it tonight, but in reading this cold, you appear to be an absolute pompous idiot. You are going to educate peeps? First that takes actually being right about something. Second, maybe he's world class--how the hell can you be sure he's not, having never met him? Every sport has them, hell I can leg press several times my body weight. Who gives a shit? I weigh 90 freaking pounds and could lay you flat on the pavement in one well-placed punch and if that doesn't work, the kick that follows would take care of it. I was the youngest with 5 brothers. Never discount that. You don't know shit about any of these people you post with yet you continue to make assumptions about them, and frankly discount and underestimate who they are as people--that's clear even just from reading their posts. I find that disgraceful. Get over yourself. You say that you don't think you've done anything to be banned for. I bet you said that last time too. How about the time before that? Certainly the first time you were banned you realized you really screwed up, and yet you threaten to do the same thing over again to people. Their lives are none of your business. I got $20 says there's no way he lets this go. Takers? Anyone?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I weigh 90 freaking pounds and could lay you flat on the pavement in one well-placed punch and if that doesn't work, the kick that follows would take care of it.

Thin and deadly!

Ty is fully engorged!

[MJZiggy]

Aw shit. Here we go again.

[Partial]

Since this thread is basically pointless, I'm going to educate some peeps.

Snake, I find it tough to believe you can put up 500 easily. At 185, 550 is world class aka extremely rare according to this chart.

Not trying to fuel a fire, but that chart is pretty much universally accepted.

It's certainly more than nothing. Less than 1% of the world's active weight lifters will ever achieve that. That's pretty damn rare imo.

To contrast, I'm a weakling and sit in the "novice" range on DL, and get up to intermediate on some others :P

Press is really deceptive because people use shitty form and do more a push press than an overhead perss.

http://www.exrx.net/Testing/WeightLi...Standards.html

P, I may have had my wine with very little food to go with it tonight, but in reading this cold, you appear to be an absolute pompous idiot. You are going to educate peeps? First that takes actually being right about something. Second, maybe he's world class--how the hell can you be sure he's not, having never met him? Every sport has them, hell I can leg press several times my body weight. Who gives a shit? I weigh 90 freaking pounds and could lay you flat on the pavement in one well-placed punch and if that doesn't work, the kick that follows would take care of it. I was the youngest with 5 brothers. Never discount that. You don't know shit about any of these people you post with yet you continue to make assumptions about them, and frankly discount and underestimate who they are as people--that's clear even just from reading their posts. I find that disgraceful. Get over yourself. You say that you don't think you've done anything to be banned for. I bet you said that last time too. How about the time before that? Certainly the first time you were banned you realized you really screwed up, and yet you threaten to do the same thing over again to people. Their lives are none of your business. I got $20 says there's no way he lets this go. Takers? Anyone?

I'll be a taker. 20 bucks plz.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Aw shit. Here we go again.

Ty never knew you were 90 pounds!!!

Are you sure you are really from wisco? Did your parents adopt you?

[SnakeLH2006]

What's up with Snake this, Snake that? Talking about yourself in third person is annoying as fuck.

C'mon Partial, you kidding me man? You were already called out twice for using this alias account before. 22 posts, but only show up defending Partial...I could search for the links, but you know it's true. Truly funny though, says Snake. Let's see your email address with this account. Pretty sure it's the same on your Partial account, but..ah...ok...

"And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold Snake said so." Gimme a beer.

[Freak Out]

Aw shit. Here we go again.

Ty never knew you were 90 pounds!!!

Are you sure you are really from wisco? Did your parents adopt you?

Dude...she is a wisp of a thing.

[Partial]

C'mon Partial, you kidding me man? You were already called out twice for using this alias account before. 22 posts, but only show up defending Partial...I could search for the links, but you know it's true. Truly funny though, says Snake. Let's see your email address with this account. Pretty sure it's the same on your Partial account, but..ah...ok...

How many times do I have to say it? I have no idea who said person is and why they feel the need to comment on this stuff. Some noobie. Definitely not me. Unlike Skin, I'm a man of my word.