Dear Nutz

[Deputy Nutz]

umm, lets see, looks like Monday I will be over there with my big slippery wet hose to spray you down. Wife is going out Friday night, so I guess I could my mom to watch the kids then and spray my cleaner all over you Friday night.

Does that work?

[SkinBasket]

Friday works for me. Where do you want to go afterward?

[Deputy Nutz]

Friday works for me. Where do you want to go afterward?

Friday is fucked for everything, I repeat I believe Friday is fucked for everything. Abortion is more than probable.

Monday, yes Monday.

[SkinBasket]

Well fuck. I have to go to class monday. But on the up side, we can get cheap chicken afterward.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Are your testicles okay? I can't believe that asian girl wanted two dollars to punch you in your sack, and after such noncommittal blows to your groin area, she's lucky she got one. I probably shouldn't have encouraged, much less funded, such terroristic actions.

With great remorse,
The SkinBasket

[MJZiggy]

AGAIN????

[SkinBasket]

AGAIN????

What do you mean again? I have never paid any asian woman to punch nutz in the balls before. I may have been a party to paying a black woman to grab his balls in a very ninja-like sneak attack, but never an asian.

[MJZiggy]

What happens in Green Bay stays in Green Bay...If you'd have stayed (which I do realize was not possible on that particular evening) you'd know.

[SkinBasket]

You're just gonna throw all Asians in the same boat aren't you? Asianist.

[MJZiggy]

No, it's not the Asian, I don't think she was Asian.

[SkinBasket]

So it's ball punchers that you're painting with a broad brush? Ball puncherist.

Which reminds me. Nutz has this spectacular fetish ball punching video that'll take your breath away, no matter how tough you think you are.

[MJZiggy]

I've seen it. Brutal. Though I could use the link again if you have it. (I wonder if sending that link to a guy would result in a restraining order... )

[SkinBasket]

Ziggy, are you flying into Milwaukee so you can go on the Wisconsin Mellon Tasting Tour? I told nutz to invite Partial, but he's afraid he would actually come along, so there's a spot open next to the big black hooker.

[MJZiggy]

If I go, I'll have to fly into either Madison or GB.

[Deputy Nutz]

http://www.mmatko.com/tim-sylvia-vs-ray-mercer-fight-video-adrenaline-mma-3/

Tim Sylvia might be the funniest joke to come our way in MMA.

He talks all this shit how Mercer doesn't want an MMA fight, but wait Mercer doesn't hesitate to move from a boxing match to an MMA fight.

Mention, Mercer is 48 years old.