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  • #76


    Sweet mother of god.

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    • #77
      I'm still not sure whether the bar was full of Machida fans or racists. They really enjoyed that.
      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Deputy Nutz


        Sweet mother of god.
        He might be dreaming of his mother considering he's asleep. How long was he down?
        C.H.U.D.

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        • #79
          Only a few seconds. He'll be okay.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #80
            eating balls

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            • #81
              Dear nutz,

              We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #82
                Originally posted by SkinBasket
                Dear nutz,

                We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
                How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Deputy Nutz
                  Originally posted by SkinBasket
                  Dear nutz,

                  We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
                  How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?

                  Oh come on. Like you've never tried that out of curiosity.

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                  • #84
                    You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?
                    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by MJZiggy
                      You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?

                      You'll have to ask nicer than that Dear.

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                      • #86
                        Walked right into that one.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Deputy Nutz
                          Originally posted by SkinBasket
                          Dear nutz,

                          We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
                          How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?
                          I think the more appropriate question is how did I manage to go this long without getting my dick trapped in the dishwasher?

                          It's all good now. Fucking plastic parts being used in the worst places. USA! USA! USA! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo labor unions!

                          You interested in a dishwasher that needs a $20 part to get fixed? The wife's been looking for an excuse to get a new one. This one only has a little man juice in it and washes most of this shit off of the dishes. Not all, but most, or most of some of it anyway.
                          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                          • #88
                            I don't need a dishwasher. I wish I did. How do you get your wife to do dishes?

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                            • #89
                              Go fuck yourself.
                              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                              • #90
                                I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.
                                "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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