Dear Nutz

[Brando19]

Dear nutz,

Call me. I have an "opening" tomorrow evening that you would "fit" perfectly into.

Love,
Skinbasket

Cue the gay porn picture.

[Deputy Nutz]

To Skinbasket,

Rest up because Monday night I am available, but late like 8:30 maybe 8:00 if my pants fit before then.

Thanks alot, because of our little MMA action last night, my wife is questioning my heterosexuality.

[SkinBasket]

To Skinbasket,

Rest up because Monday night I am available, but late like 8:30 maybe 8:00 if my pants fit before then.

Thanks alot, because of our little MMA action last night, my wife is questioning my heterosexuality.

Did you tell her you got a little erect when you took mount? If you had just hit me, she would have thought we were just two normal guys.

Why can't there be one decent fucking gentleman's club in this fucking city?

[SnakeLH2006]

MMA is great stuff. We should start our own. The UFRL, aka the Ultimate Fighter Rat League. Weight class winners win bratwursts and free medical attention.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

My wife shall be returning from her southern expedition tonight. I regret to inform you that I am revoking your invitation to spend the evening with me. I am sure you will find your current accommodations more than suitable, however, and I hope to spend some time with you discussing the various attributes of our companions for the night over a fine brandy soon.

Yours truly,
The SkinBasket

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

Umm, no we are not, I get to go to the Starlight Opera House's fundraising dinner. I feel so much better than those that can't go to this thing.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

Umm, no we are not, I get to go to the Starlight Opera House's fundraising dinner. I feel so much better than those that can't go to this thing.

You homo. Lyoto weeps a little for you.

[Partial]

I have encountered the sandwich photo on Facebook and have requested to befriend the sammie.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

[Scott Campbell]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.

I would come an borrow this "thunder cock" but have discovered that breaking the mortar would just be a waste of time. I would then have to pour new mortar and level it and have this all done in a day, so I refuse. I'll figure something out later when you help me resurface the fireplace.

[SkinBasket]

Dear fuckerpants,

Are we going to go out Sunday night? Thats the night the chick works the bar.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?