Dear Nutz

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

[SkinBasket]

She was one big girl. What a disaster. When the best part of the night at a seedy strip club is befriending an old man trying to lure college guys into his RV for a ride back to campus, you have to know that god might hate you.

[Freak Out]

Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?

[SkinBasket]

Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?

I would never do something so disrespectful as to display the naked torso of a poster. Someone would have to be a terrible person to do something like that.

[MJZiggy]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

I had you pegged all wrong.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

I had you pegged all wrong.

I am older now. I was more of a quick rinse kind of guy to get my drink on, I was never one to drink all day long. I paid for it in spades and dollar bills. Skin was right though, I kept telling him all about my lost dignity. The funny thing is, when you drink all day long you don't actually think you are that bombed until you walk through your front door.

[Scott Campbell]

[Freak Out]

Scorched junk....unless it was blown off.

[MJZiggy]

Instant vasectomy.

[hoosier]

Darwin award candidate.

[MichiganPackerFan]

Just thankful that bastard can't reproduce: natural selection at its finest.

[SnakeLH2006]

I would never do something so disrespectful as to display the naked torso of a poster. Someone would have to be a terrible person to do something like that.

[SkinBasket]

dear nutz,

I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.

[Freak Out]

dear nutz,

I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.

I just reported this to the Central Scrutinizer. You will be sent to the Church of Apliantology for reeducation.

[Deputy Nutz]

dear nutz,

I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.

You are fucking dead. I would tell you I am going to fuck your mom as well but where is the challenge in that?