Dear Nutz

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

It's been a while. Now get over to my house and get me a cocksmoking estimate. Please.

Or I won't buy you a private dance from the BO stripper next time.

xoxo,
The Skinbasket

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Regards from sunny Neosho. I just wanted to relieve any anxiety you may have as a result of my condition at the time of our parting. I am alive and taking fluids. I made it to the park & ride on 67 by breathing quickly and shallowly before my arms and feet went numb and I had to unleash what I think were the hush puppies and a couple of unidentified chunks of meat. I have learned I need to chew more. Fortunately, they represented the final resistance. Within minutes, functionality was restored to my limbs, and I completed my journey. Thank you again for your hospitality and your concern. I must now go throw hay bails at my brother in law.

Good day,
The Skinbasket

[Deputy Nutz]

I was worried.

I already miss your sweet embrace.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Are you still planning the survivalist retreat for the 17th? If so, I believe I will be able to attend. I need to get this cheap ass scope sighted out.

[Deputy Nutz]

The retreat is still planned for the 17th. We will be leaving on Friday. morning hopefully. I wish I would have been able to paint your house

[retailguy]

Why am I picturing Wylie Coyote and a bunch of Acme crates, or Boo-boo & Yogi, out walking in the woods when I think about this retreat?

[Freak Out]

I'm thinking Goonies with drugs, guns and hookers.

[SkinBasket]

The retreat is still planned for the 17th. We will be leaving on Friday. morning hopefully. I wish I would have been able to paint your house

We'll have much more fun reflooring the shower. You sitting out in the sun all day while I sit inside playing video games wouldn't have been much of a visit.

You'll have to call me with directions. I can't come up until that Friday night most likely. We'll see, I'll try for Thursday night, but I'll probably have to do indescribable things in the bed to make that happen.

[HowardRoark]

[Deputy Nutz]

We'll have much more fun reflooring the shower. You sitting out in the sun all day while I sit inside playing video games wouldn't have been much of a visit.

You'll have to call me with directions. I can't come up until that Friday night most likely. We'll see, I'll try for Thursday night, but I'll probably have to do indescribable things in the bed to make that happen.

Well tell my wife why it is worth me coming to cincy to fix a shower floor. I am not saying, I am just saying.

[SkinBasket]

Well tell my wife why it is worth me coming to cincy to fix a shower floor. I am not saying, I am just saying.

Fine. Tell her we're also installing a couple ceiling fans, a new bathroom fan, and digging a french drain in the back yard. Which we can do if you really want to.

[SkinBasket]

Or you could just take your balls in your own hands and tell her you don't need a reason.

[Deputy Nutz]

Or you could just take your balls in your own hands and tell her you don't need a reason.

Thats funny coming from you. You must be magic in bed.

[Deputy Nutz]

Fine. Tell her we're also installing a couple ceiling fans, a new bathroom fan, and digging a french drain in the back yard. Which we can do if you really want to.

Ok Ceiling fans are a good idea. I have a real talent for putting those in. I don't know what a french drain is, seems perverted so I assume that she would be ok with that.

[Deputy Nutz]

It is perverted