Dear Nutz

[Iron Mike]

You should have just replaced it.

[SkinBasket]

Road Negation $3.49
Death Rain $3.99

[Deputy Nutz]

nice. I am trying to support you.

[SkinBasket]

Denial Wound $3.49

[SkinBasket]

Oh and I don't have fuckin power. Ohio needs to learn the benefits of burying power, phone, and cable lines. Fucking wind blows and the whole fucking place looks like a Mexican prom. My fridge contents are probably in the Danger Zone by now. And not the cool fighter jet danger zone. The "I just fucking went shopping an hour before the power cut out and now all my shit is fucked" kind of danger zone. I'm charging my phone at my kids gym like a fucking vagrant pounding one off to swimsuit ads at the library.

[George Cumby]

Oh and I don't have fuckin power. Ohio needs to learn the benefits of burying power, phone, and cable lines. Fucking wind blows and the whole fucking place looks like a Mexican prom. My fridge contents are probably in the Danger Zone by now. And not the cool fighter jet danger zone. The "I just fucking went shopping an hour before the power cut out and now all my shit is fucked" kind of danger zone. I'm charging my phone at my kids gym like a fucking vagrant pounding one off to swimsuit ads at the library.

The casual authority with which you rattled that off leads me to believe that you:

A) Have personal experience with said act.

B) Watched Snake engage in said act, whilst posting how he nails a different supermodel every other Thursday.

C) Have been told by Harlan how he engages is said act and were made to feel both uncomfortable and excited at the same time.

D) Saw my booking photo in the police blotter in the weekly newspaper.

[SkinBasket]

Dream Defense $3.99
Luring Souvenir $5.10
Demonic Source $3.69

Not a bad Saturday.

[SkinBasket]

Empty Wonder $5.10

[Deputy Nutz]

"Empty Wonder" it should be the name of your Autobiography.

September 6-8th I will be traveling to Cincinnati. No need to thank me.

[SkinBasket]

"Empty Wonder" it should be the name of your Autobiography.

September 6-8th I will be traveling to Cincinnati. No need to thank me.

We'll see if we're still living here. We might move to Kentucky.

[Deputy Nutz]

In the next month you are moving to Kentucky? I don't think I am allowed in Kentucky.

[SkinBasket]

I don't know what's happening. We aren't good at making decisions around here.

[Deputy Nutz]

So you run over your mailbox and now you decide it is time to move. Just can't live with a mailbox in its current location, must move.

[SkinBasket]

The only reason I put any effort into fixing the fucking thing was because we might move.

[SkinBasket]

I went to Chik Fil A for the first time today. It was quite tasty, but the line for the drive through wrapped around the building twice, so it took like 10 minutes to get my sandwich and there were no parking spots to go inside and complain. That business must be very successful with so much traffic!