Dear Nutz

[Deputy Nutz]

Phone? Oh I broke it, I use my wife's purple phone now

[SkinBasket]

I'm coming over soon. I hope you're excited.

I have to do some shopping first though. Need some .44 mag ammo so I can try to shoot a deer in the face. Also need to order a scope mount and a cheap handgun scope. I would ask you if you want to go to Gander Mountain or Fleet Farm with me, but I don't even know if you have the same phone number.

[MadtownPacker]

Why don't you two just come to Cali, hit the borders and smoke illegals?

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

I hope you recover quickly.

Godspeed,
Skinbasket

[MadtownPacker]

Is he dying or did he just get a light bulb stuck in his rectum?

[MJZiggy]

Is he dying or did he just get a light bulb stuck in his rectum?

I'm guessing the latter, but if it lights up every time he farts, he might want to reconsider having it removed. That sounds like it could come in handy.

[SkinBasket]

Neither you sick fucks.

[MJZiggy]

Neither you sick fucks.

You're no fun.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz is finally better. It is no fun to get sick when you are getting drunk. It was really bad timing.

[SkinBasket]

Someone's trying to buy my house. Fools.

[SkinBasket]

Also, lots of dirty farts lately.

[swede]

Also, lots of dirty farts lately.

You do the laundry anyway, so that lessens the shame.

[SkinBasket]

You do the laundry anyway, so that lessens the shame.

Actually I don't. because I have a huge cock.... and maybe my wife doesn't trust me to do it right.

[SkinBasket]

House sold!

Fuckers.

[MadtownPacker]

Why did you sell? Did the Blacks start moving into the neighborhood?