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  • Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 12

    Ted Is Trapped in the Closet, Chap. 12 (with John Lennon, legandary musican and true liberal)

    The amorous ambiguities of my life
    The benevolence of my wife
    Live as a liberal, die as a liberal
    Such a shame this high is temporal
    Allow me to eat up your sorrow
    Make love to me til morrow

    There Ted sits and he wonders
    There Ted sits and he ponders
    O, the hour is lonesome late
    Polar bear, decide our fate!

    As the army of repentance conquers my high
    The prophet Lennon gives out a sigh:
    We cry in a prison
    We love in a prison
    We dream in a prison like fools

    Ted doesnt care, does he?
    He laughs while we fall, doesnt she?
    The queen of all fuck ups, it's her inhuman nature
    To fondle us with a morose melancholy future

    As the army of repentance conquers my high
    The prophet Lennon gives out a sigh:
    Wood becomes a flute when it's loved
    Reach for yourself and your battered mates
    Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken
    Look in the mirror and see your shattered fate

  • #2
    Damn it, people!!! If I dont see more views, I'm gonna have no choice but to move these songs back to JSO, where I avged 100+ views per song.

    This is my best song by far, in IMO.

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    • #3
      let me ask you this tank...

      where did being a liberal get lennon?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Partial
        where did being a liberal get lennon?
        this is dumb

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        • #5
          I just wanted to respond with dead. I didn't mean any political behind it. I wanted to make a family guy style joke.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
            Originally posted by Partial
            where did being a liberal get lennon?
            this is dumb
            I agree.

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            • #7
              How's work today tank?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Partial
                How's work today tank?
                Bored. Back to data entries for now. The girl has to work.

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                • #9
                  how is the fair lady? are you two an item now?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Partial
                    how is the fair lady? are you two an item now?
                    Yep, we are.

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                    • #11
                      did you put it in her butt

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                      • #12
                        What a romantic love story.

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                        • #13
                          %)

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                          • #14
                            did u get 3k of putting it in the butts worth?

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                            • #15
                              Since Partail seems to think annals stands for anal, so I am changing the word to ambiguties. See the 1st line.

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