47-Million-Year-Old Monkey

[Kiwon]

A 47-million-year-old fossilized monkey skeleton?

Golly gee, could it be, "The Missing Link?" Oh, it tingles.

Let me be the first to predict that the story will fall apart quickly.

I love these stories.

The rubber suit "Bigfoot"
The bones of Jesus
The Raëlians and cloning

These guys:

[Freak Out]

Re: 47-Million-Year-Old Monkey

A 47-million-year-old fossilized monkey skeleton?

Golly gee, could it be, "The Missing Link?" Oh, it tingles.

Let me be the first to predict that the story will fall apart quickly.

I love these stories.

The rubber suit "Bigfoot"
The bones of Jesus
The Raëlians and cloning

These guys:

Lay of the Turks man...just a small group that prefers the quadrupedal lifestyle.

[Kiwon]

Drum roll, please.....



Why that looks like a miniature version of Ripley's mother in Alien 4.

[mraynrand]

From accessing the collective unconscious of our simiiformes past, I can tell you that there is nothing so wonderful and liberating as having a prehensile tail.

[mraynrand]

Drum roll, please.....



Why that looks like a miniature version of Ripley's mother in Alien 4.

Anyone who has watched the Aliens movies can tell you that Aliens don't make fossils. With acid for blood, there will be no remains to speak of.

[swede]

Drum roll, please.....



Why that looks like a miniature version of Ripley's mother in Alien 4.

Anyone who has watched the Aliens movies can tell you that Aliens don't make fossils. With acid for blood, there will be no remains to speak of.

So, when the time comes, Nancy Pelosi will just dissolve in a few minutes?

Which leads me to wonder if one could bribe a congressional waiter to "accidentally" spill a pitcher of water on her?

Did the monkey in question have wings?