Decide the Hedge Hog's Fate.

[Freak Out]

How about a government study? Maybe we could get you some stimulus dollars to study the habitat of the groundhog. We could get a few million to relocate him to a swamp near your most hated neighbor.

Very good point! Clearly this poor creature has been forced into this unnatural existence as L.W.'s guest/neighbor, most likely due to the encroachment of humans on his natural habitat. Any removal activity MUST be stopped, pending the outcome of the study. Just think how this study might impact the lives of similarly situation groundhogs through out the country! This could be a global problem.

Not a bad approach guys but I think we also should consider a reintroduction of a predator or two to more even things out. You must have killed all the badgers and large weasels in the area.

[Little Whiskey]

consider a reintroduction of a predator or two to more even things out. You must have killed all the badgers and large weasels in the area.

the only preditor is me. maybe coyotes.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Call in an airstrike. A well placed bunker buster should do the trick.

How about a government study? Maybe we could get you some stimulus dollars to study the habitat of the groundhog. We could get a few million to relocate him to a swamp near your most hated neighbor.

Screw that. We should just give Halliburton a no bid contract with little to no oversight.

I'm sure they will do an excellent job.

[Little Whiskey]

UPDATE:


Looks like I was the one to make the first mistake. I got ground hog fever. He came out of hiding today. I should have known better and went with the rifle. He was sitting about 75-80 yards out. Just didn't have the range with the shot gun. He now knows that I am out for blood. I think I nicked him with a b.b. maybe he has learned to move on and move out. if not, I will not make the same mistake twice. I've already got the 30/06 round waiting for him. He will not be lucky twice!!

[SkinBasket]

Screw that. We should just give Halliburton a no bid contract with little to know oversight.

I'm sure they will do an excellent job.

Moron!

Anyway, ACORN's already got the job. They've already rounded up 65 groundhog votes (only 64 of them are duplicates/unreadable) from Whiskey's yard alone to petition for the immediate cessation of hostilities. It's a new day Ty. Filled with hope and change.

[GrnBay007]

Well, this seems to be a serious problem here now! Neighbor says they have seen two big ones and 4 little ones coming out from underneath their deck. Today my daughter calls me at work and says she saw one staring at her from the basement window. lol lil freaks!

Whiskey, loan me a gun!

[SnakeLH2006]

Well, this seems to be a serious problem here now! Neighbor says they have seen two big ones and 4 little ones coming out from underneath their deck.

007, I already told ya. Don't be alarmed, but if Snake has his way, there will be only one big one coming on your deck. Trust me, we'd both be happy.

[Cheesehead Craig]

Well, this seems to be a serious problem here now! Neighbor says they have seen two big ones and 4 little ones coming out from underneath their deck.

Well, if they are "coming out" then you don't have to worry about them breeding. The hedgehogs will start having Pride parades on your lawn though. That will bring in Sam the Eagle to have protests of the parades to your house as well against those "wierdos". You'll need to inform the police so that way they can keep the two sides separated, so they'll send McGruff the Crime Dog. At that point, the local NBC news affiliate of Gary Gnu will be there to report on the whole thing likely trying to find some nugget of dirt about you and your family... who knew that hedgehogs could be such problems?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Screw that. We should just give Halliburton a no bid contract with little to know oversight.

I'm sure they will do an excellent job.

Moron!

Anyway, ACORN's already got the job. They've already rounded up 65 groundhog votes (only 64 of them are duplicates/unreadable) from Whiskey's yard alone to petition for the immediate cessation of hostilities. It's a new day Ty. Filled with hope and change.

You are right. I just caught Cheney on tv talking about it, defending the previous admins policy on groundhogs.

[Little Whiskey]

Well, this seems to be a serious problem here now! Neighbor says they have seen two big ones and 4 little ones coming out from underneath their deck. Today my daughter calls me at work and says she saw one staring at her from the basement window. lol lil freaks!

Whiskey, loan me a gun!

I haven't seen that groundhog since a bb bit him in the ass. You probably live in the city where you can't fire a gun. damn city rules!!

[Freak Out]

Mother fuck.....how in the hell did politics get into a thread about killing a varmit? Fuck....

Does the pesky thing still live?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Mother fuck.....how in the hell did politics get into a thread about killing a varmit? Fuck....

Does the pesky thing still live?

Courtesy of our former friendly mod Retail Guy.

[Little Whiskey]

Mother fuck.....how in the hell did politics get into a thread about killing a varmit? Fuck....

Does the pesky thing still live?

I still haven't seen him. We had some serious rain this weekend. maybe all the rain washed his carcus down the creek. or as it was this weekend....a river!

If he didn't die, I thinking he has decided that this ole redneck means business and decided to find another building to live under.

I'm still kicking myself and should have grabed the rifle, or at the very least filled the mag on the shotgun. I had a chance at a follow up shot, but didn't have any extra ammo at the ready

[GrnBay007]

This lil guy is getting out of hand!!!


There are 4 steps from my basement to a door leading outside. The steps and a couple windows have their own little roof to them. Kinda hard to explain. Anyway, this roof is visible from my dining room on the main floor. The dining room has several windows that are pretty much floor to ceiling. So I walked into the kitchen/dining room today and that little *&%$ groundhog is laying there all sprawled out SUNNING HIMSELF ON THE ROOF!!

I knock on the window and it just looks at me!!!

I knock harder and it finally walks off the roof and back underneath the deck.

This thing is really bold!!

[Little Whiskey]

I'm over at my in-laws and he has a couple that are eating up his garden. My old truck is park out behind his barn and I've decided to sell it. It would start so I pop the hood and there is a set of beedy eyes staring back at me. I grab the gun and he bangs a few times on the side of the truck ,we throw a few sticks at him. nothing. damn thing just sits there staring at us. Grab a bb gun and it takes four bb's to get him to decide to move along. Never got a followup shot after he left. these little guys are stubborn little bastards.