I just sent my 1st text message

[SkinBasket]

I feel like I should beat off now. Is that typical?

[Joemailman]

Please tell me you don't have a camera phone.

[Harlan Huckleby]

has Nutz replied yet?


If you ever get a second friend, the text messaging could be useful in keeping your social life organized.

[Joemailman]

Sounds like someone is jealous that Skinbasket's first text message wasn't to him.

[Scott Campbell]

Re: I just sent my 1st text message

I feel like I should beat off now. Is that typical?

It is for you.

[SkinBasket]

Re: I just sent my 1st text message

I feel like I should beat off now. Is that typical?

It is for you.

Well, here goes!

[Brando19]

Re: I just sent my 1st text message

I feel like I should beat off now. Is that typical?

Welcome to the last decade, Skin! Where the hell have you been? You can photoshop a set of nuts between Richard Simmons' legs but you have never text until now?

[Freak Out]

Now that you have beat off you should "sext" Harlan a picture of your junk....nut up and take the next step man.

[SkinBasket]

Now that you have beat off you should "sext" Harlan a picture of your junk....nut up and take the next step man.

I don't think he'll give me his number. (As I have recently learned, you send texts to a phone number, not a name or e-mail address). He's afraid we're going to forcibly make him part of the Great Wisconsin Mellon Tasting Tour. Speaking of which, nutz is actually kind of sad none of you fuckers have signed up. He extends a hand and you slap it away. Bretsky? I'm looking at you.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Maybe people are not used to setting their social calender 5 months in advance. How do we know we won't get better offers between now and then?

[Freak Out]

Now that you have beat off you should "sext" Harlan a picture of your junk....nut up and take the next step man.

I don't think he'll give me his number. (As I have recently learned, you send texts to a phone number, not a name or e-mail address). He's afraid we're going to forcibly make him part of the Great Wisconsin Mellon Tasting Tour. Speaking of which, nutz is actually kind of sad none of you fuckers have signed up. He extends a hand and you slap it away. Bretsky? I'm looking at you.

If I'm able to come to the game this year (likely) I'll definitely hop on the bus. Cheaper than the car rental I had last year and I won't have to drive. Plus there are the melons.........

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Welcome to 2006

[SnakeLH2006]

Welcome to 2006

LOL, what you first texted in 2006? Welcome to late 90's bro. Snake is/has always been technologically jacked, but really, really hates texting personally, as it takes more time than a phone call.....then you have to wait 5 min. for a reply, then vice versa like crazy for 25-30 min. when you could just pick the phone up and say it all in 30 sec.

OK, Snake texted his buddy tonite after work, but I knew it was of nothing of great importance, but that shit makes Twitter look all the more weak. WTF is the point of that? I thought text was for that? I only text when, I don't want to call..so what is Twitter? That is truly for nerds/attention whores...I'm sure you Twitter, eh, Partial? What did you have for breakfast? I truly care.

[SkinBasket]

Now that you have beat off you should "sext" Harlan a picture of your junk....nut up and take the next step man.

I don't think he'll give me his number. (As I have recently learned, you send texts to a phone number, not a name or e-mail address). He's afraid we're going to forcibly make him part of the Great Wisconsin Mellon Tasting Tour. Speaking of which, nutz is actually kind of sad none of you fuckers have signed up. He extends a hand and you slap it away. Bretsky? I'm looking at you.

If I'm able to come to the game this year (likely) I'll definitely hop on the bus. Cheaper than the car rental I had last year and I won't have to drive. Plus there are the melons.........

Sorry Harlan, your spot's been taken unless nutz builds a wooden bench in the back of the minivan or we kick the hooker out.

[arcilite]

Texting makes booty calls real easy