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    This boggles my poor old mind.......




    Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

    SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

    Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

    According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

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    Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette, http://www.t-g.com

  • #2
    Better Cheetos than baseball bats I suppose...?

    There really are times when divorce is a logical option.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    • #3
      I am relieved no one was "hurt" from the flying Cheetos!

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      • #4
        Well, Frito-Lay did used to claim Cheetos were Dangerously Cheesy, so I guess they could be considered a weapon.

        I can't run no more
        With that lawless crowd
        While the killers in high places
        Say their prayers out loud
        But they've summoned, they've summoned up
        A thundercloud
        They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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        • #5
          The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MJZiggy
            The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...
            ...every once in a while mild-mannered MJZiggy turns into a Cheetos-flinging madwoman?

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            • #7
              The danger is not in throwing them.
              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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              • #8
                Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

                Originally posted by packinpatland
                Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

                Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
                Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P

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                • #9
                  Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

                  Originally posted by GrnBay007
                  Originally posted by packinpatland
                  Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

                  Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
                  Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P
                  My head hurts from the thought..........

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                  • #10
                    Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

                    Originally posted by packinpatland
                    Originally posted by GrnBay007
                    Originally posted by packinpatland
                    Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

                    Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
                    Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P
                    My head hurts from the thought..........
                    I don't think that's where she was suggesting they put them

                    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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