Arctic Blob

[Freak Out]

Beware of the Blob! It creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides across the Chukchi.

http://www.adn.com/2835/story/864687.html

[hoosier]

yes, but how is it on toast?

[SkinBasket]

Doctor SkinBasket is guessing this was some kind of large algae growth that was until now growing on the ocean floor and died. My colleagues will be quick to announce that changing oceanic temperatures due to climate crisis are at work, destroying such a beautiful example of nature.

We should all share a moment of silence for this biomass... assuming it's dead. Or dying. Or gravely ill.

[Deputy Nutz]

Burn it with a lot of diesel fuel, it will go away.

[SkinBasket]

Burn it with a lot of diesel fuel, it will go away.

You say that about everything, but you still have the rash on your leg.

[Deputy Nutz]

Burn it with a lot of diesel fuel, it will go away.

You say that about everything, but you still have the rash on your leg.

Good point, but that is the release of my personal information, and I am not about to give you another warning, so watch your step.

[Freak Out]

Burn it with a lot of diesel fuel, it will go away.

I kind of like that approach as well.....fire cleanses all.

[Freak Out]

....but nothing is off the table....including the nuclear option.

[MichiganPackerFan]

Reminds me of the joke:

Q. What's red & orange and looks good on hippies?
A. Fire

I've got to imagine that joke originated in the 60's..

[Iron Mike]

Reminds me of the joke:

Q. What's brown and is sometimes found in a baby's diaper?

A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Fixed. :P

[Kiwon]

Who knew that a mysterious blob floating in the ocean could bring so many people together!

[SkinBasket]

Who knew that a mysterious blob floating in the ocean could bring so many people together!

I just fucked your mom.

[Kiwon]

Who knew that a mysterious blob floating in the ocean could bring so many people together!

I just fucked your mom.

Shh..... Don't tell anyone. Necrophilia is a crime in Wis.



Court: Wisconsin Law Bans Sex With the Dead, Charges Against Three Men Reinstated

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,379223,00.html

[SkinBasket]

Damn it. That's the risk you take with internet mom jokes. I sincerely apologize Kiwon though I think you know I meant no real disrespect.

[Deputy Nutz]

Who knew that a mysterious blob floating in the ocean could bring so many people together!

I just fucked your mom.

Shh..... Don't tell anyone. Necrophilia is a crime in Wis.



Court: Wisconsin Law Bans Sex With the Dead, Charges Against Three Men Reinstated

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,379223,00.html

SKin is actually the one on the left.