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[Little Whiskey]

That is exactly the problem. Not to mention the mental fatigue of wearing a leaky tampon in my nose and a tube taped to my face for 3 days.

bet your wife thinks you're pretty sexy!

[SkinBasket]

They took out the tampon today and cauterized the inside of my nose with silver nitrate. That stuff is stingy. I'm missing a fancy football date with nutz tonight because of this horseshit. I don't know if he'll forgive me.

[Kiwon]

Where is the YouTube of all this fun?

Get better, fast

[Deputy Nutz]

They took out the tampon today and cauterized the inside of my nose with silver nitrate. That stuff is stingy. I'm missing a fancy football date with nutz tonight because of this horseshit. I don't know if he'll forgive me.

I had to put the kids to bed last night.

[SkinBasket]

I started oozing again last night. Now I have some sort of cardboard sponge in my fucking nose. I guess It's a step up from a tampon, but for fuck's sake it is rather uncomfortable to have some guy stuffing shit into your nose back to your throat, then pulling it out and sticking some other shit in there.

If this doesn't work by Friday, they want to put me to sleep. Not for good though. Just to cauterize the motherfuck out of my nostril. Bet that'll feel good.

[Zool]

Wonder how long you'll smell burnt flesh after that?

[Freak Out]

Nose job gone bad?

[retailguy]

Nose job gone bad?

Sounds like sinus surgery to me, though I really don't understand why it is important that we all know about it..

[Zool]

It really is cumbersome when Skin comes to my desk and makes me click on this link. I wouldn't mind so much except that he rubs my shoulders while I read it.

[Scott Campbell]

Nose job gone bad?

Sounds like sinus surgery to me, though I really don't understand why it is important that we all know about it..

Because the Nutz's dad finished the bathroom remodel and we needed a new subject.

That reminds me - Skin, how did the car crash episode play out?

[Little Whiskey]

skin, is pepper allowed in your house? got to imagine sneezing is a bitch!!

[SkinBasket]

Nose job gone bad?

Sounds like sinus surgery to me, though I really don't understand why it is important that we all know about it..

Because the Nutz's dad finished the bathroom remodel and we needed a new subject.

That reminds me - Skin, how did the car crash episode play out?

Thanks for your concern Mr. Campbell. Only took a few days for those hispanic fellas to fix it up right. Of course now it'll have a rear end collision on it's record, but since it'll be our son's car in 11 years (assuming Obama's agents don't seize it), that doesn't matter.

[SkinBasket]

Nose job gone bad?

Some fucker straightened my septum and microwaved some of those folds in the nose that filter the air (see rf turbinate reduction for a youtube example). I haven't been able to breathe out my nose well for years, so this was the correction. They also cut off my uvula to remedy problems snoring.

Things were going quite well until yesterday when apparently some blood vessel probably not used to the increased air flow and changed landscape in my nose erupted. Now I've been nose-raped.

[Freak Out]

Nose job gone bad?

Some fucker straightened my septum and microwaved some of those folds in the nose that filter the air (see rf turbinate reduction for a youtube example). I haven't been able to breathe out my nose well for years, so this was the correction. They also cut off my uvula to remedy problems snoring.

Things were going quite well until yesterday when apparently some blood vessel probably not used to the increased air flow and changed landscape in my nose erupted. Now I've been nose-raped.

My bad for not reading back through this epic.

Thanks.......

[Scott Campbell]

Nose job gone bad?

Sounds like sinus surgery to me, though I really don't understand why it is important that we all know about it..

Because the Nutz's dad finished the bathroom remodel and we needed a new subject.

That reminds me - Skin, how did the car crash episode play out?

Thanks for your concern Mr. Campbell. Only took a few days for those hispanic fellas to fix it up right. Of course now it'll have a rear end collision on it's record, but since it'll be our son's car in 11 years (assuming Obama's agents don't seize it), that doesn't matter.

My daughter is about to get our 3rd car next year. Scary stuff.