My right ear is hot

[Freak Out]

By the way. How is it that both of us are on this gay website instead of at a strip club right now?

I can leave right now

I kept my kid. He'll be okay if I print a picture of myself and tape it to the couch right?

Make sure that you are sleeping in the picture

I was very nice and let him pick his own sushi tonight. I'm still dumping him at my parent's house if we're going out tomorrow night. We're going to Perkin's for breakfast, should we stop by your house and mock you?

I will join you at this Perkins place. time please? I want to ruin all of your father/son bonding experiment

Perkins=Staph

[Partial]

gosh darnit, I'm so hungry I would kill for a waffle from Perkins.

[SkinBasket]

Does anyone want to be my facebook friend? I don't post anything and my profile picture is a sandwich. I also have a farm or something where people send me animals and I sell them and the game gives me money. Turns out it's not real money.

[SkinBasket]

By the way. How is it that both of us are on this gay website instead of at a strip club right now?

I can leave right now

I kept my kid. He'll be okay if I print a picture of myself and tape it to the couch right?

Make sure that you are sleeping in the picture

I was very nice and let him pick his own sushi tonight. I'm still dumping him at my parent's house if we're going out tomorrow night. We're going to Perkin's for breakfast, should we stop by your house and mock you?

I will join you at this Perkins place. time please? I want to ruin all of your father/son bonding experiment

The girls at Perkins know my son by name, so it'll be impossible for you to ruin it. They'll pee in your food if you try.

We'll be rolling out between 7 and 8.

[SkinBasket]

Perkins=Staph

Perkins has a wonderful pot roast. Add mashed potatoes and mac and cheese and you've got yourself a breakfast.

[retailguy]

gosh darnit, I'm so hungry I would kill for a waffle from Perkins.

Ok, take Tyrone, go to Minny, stab the guy in the thanks Ted jersey.

Then we can get 3 birds for one stone. I'll bring you a waffle with a file in it. I promise.

[SkinBasket]

retail, do you want to come to perkins too?

[MJZiggy]

Hmph. No one invites ME to Perkins!

[Deputy Nutz]

By the way. How is it that both of us are on this gay website instead of at a strip club right now?

I can leave right now

I kept my kid. He'll be okay if I print a picture of myself and tape it to the couch right?

Make sure that you are sleeping in the picture

I was very nice and let him pick his own sushi tonight. I'm still dumping him at my parent's house if we're going out tomorrow night. We're going to Perkin's for breakfast, should we stop by your house and mock you?

I will join you at this Perkins place. time please? I want to ruin all of your father/son bonding experiment

The girls at Perkins know my son by name, so it'll be impossible for you to ruin it. They'll pee in your food if you try.

We'll be rolling out between 7 and 8.

I have punched hostesses before.

[SkinBasket]

I'm going outside to smoke. I'd invite you Ziggy, but it's probably cost prohibitive.

[Freak Out]

I've been to a Perkins once.....with the inlaws...that was enough for me.

[retailguy]

retail, do you want to come to perkins too?

Only if I can watch you and Partial toss Nutz' football around in the parking lot.

[Deputy Nutz]

I'm going outside to smoke. I'd invite you Ziggy, but it's probably cost prohibitive.

Doing that by yourself makes you an addict.

[Deputy Nutz]

retail, do you want to come to perkins too?

Only if I can watch you and Partial toss Nutz' football around in the parking lot.

It is Tarlam's football, and I don't think Perkins parking lot is big enough to test Partial's cannon.

[MJZiggy]

I'm going outside to smoke. I'd invite you Ziggy, but it's probably cost prohibitive.

Thanks, dear but I don't smoke.