Swine Flu = Zombies

[MJZiggy]

I'm not sick. And if you people would cover your coughs I could stay not sick.

<cough>

Bastard.

[retailguy]

I'm not sick. And if you people would cover your coughs I could stay not sick.

<cough>

Bastard.

you should expect nothing less from me.

[Deputy Nutz]

You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

[Freak Out]

You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

[Deputy Nutz]

You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

[Kiwon]

Why don't people STAY HOME when they are sick!!!??? Got this woman in my office who walks around hacking and coughing......and I've see her a bunch of times NOT covering her mouth. THAT is just GROSS!!!

That's the one good thing on my side of the world. The Koreans and the Japanese wears masks so that they don't infect others when they are sick.

We wear masks to keep from getting something from another person. They were masks to keep from infecting other people.

[Deputy Nutz]

Why don't people STAY HOME when they are sick!!!??? Got this woman in my office who walks around hacking and coughing......and I've see her a bunch of times NOT covering her mouth. THAT is just GROSS!!!

That's the one good thing on my side of the world. The Koreans and the Japanese wears masks so that they don't infect others when they are sick.

We wear masks to keep from getting something from another person. They were masks to keep from infecting other people.

See, they know they will turn into zombies.

[GrnBay007]

Well the schools are taking this flu stuff very serious. My son has a slight cough, but he's had much worse and gone to school, and today a teacher said he didn't look well so she sent him to the nurse. He had a slight temp so they called me to pick him up and said he can't come back tomorrow. lol Hopefully he doesn't get any worse. He said he really doesn't feel bad. He's happy to take tomorrow off ....and who knows, I may have to take the day off work to care for him.

[Freak Out]

You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.

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An infected Zombie kid sneezed in my girlfriends face today when she was looking in his throat. How irritating is that?

[denverYooper]

You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.

Lawn mower

[MJZiggy]

You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.

Lawn mower

Excellent choice. My diseased intern does not have the flu, but a throat and sinus infection. I'm not buying it. I want to see the cultures.

[HowardRoark]

You are all zombies or you are fucking zombies right now and you don't know it.

I hope a Zombie bites your cock.

I was going to say something very rude, but since we are on the verge of a global meltdown we who are not infected should stick together.

That's a good point...I apologize. What is you're preferred weapon for Zombie destruction? 12 Gauge with slugs? Buckshot? I have a wonderful matched set of Browning Autoloaders we could clean up with.......I have always wanted to Zombie hunt and this flu presents a fine opportunity.

Lawn mower

Excellent choice. My diseased intern does not have the flu, but a throat and sinus infection. I'm not buying it. I want to see the cultures.

[SnakeLH2006]

Re: Swine Flu = Zombies

I am heading into the woods, fuck you all I ain't turning into no god damn brain eating, stumbling and grumbling dead man.

Stop fucking those fat, black stripper pigs Nutz. You wouldn't get swine flu, yo.