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  • #31
    Originally posted by MichiganPackerFan
    Reminds me of this story from last week:

    Brazilian makes surprise visit at own funeral
    59-year-old shocks mourners who believed they were burying crash victim
    The Associated Press
    updated 2:26 p.m. ET, Wed., Nov . 4, 2009
    RIO DE JANEIRO - A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.

    Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.

    As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following day, which happened to be the holiday of Finados, when Brazilians visit cemeteries to honor the dead.

    What family members didn't know was that Goncalves had spent the night at a truck stop talking with friends over drinks of a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca, his niece Rosa Sampaio told the O Globo newspaper. He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning.

    A police spokesman in the town of Santo Antonio da Platina said Goncalves rushed to the funeral to let family members know he was not dead.

    "The corpse was badly disfigured, but dressed in similar clothing," said the police spokesman, who talked on condition of anonymity as he wasn't authorized to discuss the case. "People are afraid to look for very long when they identify bodies, and I think that is what happened in this case."

    'I had doubts'
    Sampaio told O Globo that some family members were not sure the body was Goncalves.

    "My two uncles and I had doubts about the identification," she told O Globo. "But an aunt and four of his friends identified the body, so what were we to do? We went ahead with the funeral."

    The police spokesman confirmed there were doubts: "His mom looked at the body in the casket and thought something was strange. She looked and looked and couldn't believe it was her son," Sampaio said. "Before long, the walking dead appeared at the funeral. It was a relief."

    The body was correctly identified later Monday, the police spokesman said, and has already been buried in another state. He declined to release the actual victim's name.
    Tom Sawyer?
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #32
      So, Harlan, are the Nancy Sinatra people really that much better than us?

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      • #33
        The date: March 16, 2006

        The thread: i can't sleep








        Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
        oh good! the gerbil story! I never tire of this one.

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        • #34
          The date:April 1, 2006

          The thread: did we ever establish who the hacker was?





          Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
          The hacker turned out to be "Jason" from the subways commercial. Guy got depressed, put the weight back on, turned to computer hacking.


          April Fools Day was always a favorite of the wacky prankster.

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          • #35
            The date:April 16, 2006

            The thread: Origins of your posting alias





            Harlan was always very observant.

            Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
            Do they drag on shower floor?

            I am a member of a gym with a lot of old guys as members. Well, there are certain parts of the human body that continue to grow into old age.

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            • #36
              The date:April 12, 2006

              The thread: just for your fyi: Like moses has power over sea




              Did anyone really believe Harlan would name his kid Napoleon?


              Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
              How fucking pretentious can these people be?

              I'm gonna name my kid Napoleon Bonaparte Huckleby.

              (well, I guess I never complained about Moses Malone. )

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                The date: March 16, 2006

                The thread: i can't sleep








                Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                oh good! the gerbil story! I never tire of this one.
                This is quite possibly my favorite thread on this site.
                "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by MJZiggy

                  This is quite possibly my favorite thread on this site.


                  It's starting to feel more like a blog than a thread. Do you have a Harlan story you'd like to share?

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                  • #39
                    Harlan was a peace loving fellow. His threads tended to promote forum harmony, like the harmless thread/poll entitled "Shoot um up"



                    10 posts in you get:

                    Originally posted by Harlan
                    : You are just a Sears MExican and the closest you ever came to a gang was watching Spanky & Our Gang on TV. I can't believe anybody still believes your bullshit. You are no vato loco, girlfriend. ( i learned that word at the same place you learn all your slang talk.)
                    Originally posted by Madtown
                    : Shut yer trap your screamin ninny (how do you like my cracka slang you stupid hoe?). A gay ass joto like youself just needs to stay where you are safely able to hunger for young boys without consequence.

                    Im gonna stop by your boarding house room when I go to GB this year and take your TV in front of you since you said you wont do shit about it anyways, fucking panocha.

                    More harmony:

                    Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                    when is it ok to shoot somebody dead?



                    Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                    It ought to be ok anytime Harlan starts a stupid poll.
                    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                    • #40
                      Harlan could be gross and self-contradictory all in the same post:

                      Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                      I'm gonna fill a squirt gun with ejaculate, and don't think I'll be afraid to use it. Nobody messes with my stuff.
                      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                      • #41
                        Harlan explained:

                        Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                        i'm open to difference of opinion. I am a real SOB in trying to get people to explain their views. Sometimes I think people are reacting on emotion, rather than thinking things through. A sure sign is when they won't explain their position, but just try and insult you.
                        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by mraynrand
                          Harlan could be gross and self-contradictory all in the same post:

                          Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                          I'm gonna fill a squirt gun with ejaculate, and don't think I'll be afraid to use it. Nobody messes with my stuff.




                          My side hurts......

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                          • #43
                            The date: April 20, 2006

                            The thread: Ashley Lelie




                            Here's Harlan, playing the role of forum scamp:


                            Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                            I thought it would be fun to play a little matching game. Can you pick out:
                            a) Ashley Simpson b) Ashley Lelie c) Ashley Olsen

                            Good luck!

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                            • #44
                              I'm starting to forget what Harlan sounded like.
                              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                                The date: April 20, 2006

                                The thread: Ashley Lelie




                                Here's Harlan, playing the role of forum scamp:


                                Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                                I thought it would be fun to play a little matching game. Can you pick out:
                                a) Ashley Simpson b) Ashley Lelie c) Ashley Olsen

                                Good luck!

                                Those two make a cute couple.
                                C.H.U.D.

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