12 pound turkey challenge

[SkinBasket]

weight: 202.5
exercise: hours of masturbation

breakfast: 2 oxy elite pills, 8oz can v8 fusion
lunch: 1 liter green tea
dinner: half a lasagna, two cheese stuffed bread sticks, potato chips, two mini peanut butter cups, and a bottle of wine.

[SkinBasket]

What in the fuck are you putting in your body? Xplode? Oxy elite? You guys training with Barry Bonds now?

I'm too old to treat my body like a temple. Besides, I grew up eating Teflon flakes off old frying pans and whatever those plastics are that seep into your food when you put them in the microwave, so I'm not too worried about polluting myself now.

[twoseven]

fuck barry bonds an his shrek sized head. and in case you are actually wondering, these products are just amped up versions of your morning coffee. they do little to support actual tissue recovery, and even less to stimulate growth. they are pretty much just energy boosters.

[Freak Out]

What in the fuck are you putting in your body? Xplode? Oxy elite? You guys training with Barry Bonds now?

I'm too old to treat my body like a temple. Besides, I grew up eating Teflon flakes off old frying pans and whatever those plastics are that seep into your food when you put them in the microwave, so I'm not too worried about polluting myself now.

You have a point......what harm can the seeds of a Chinese orchid tree do anyway.

Bizarre stuff....talk about leading me down a rabbit hole. I do 10 minutes research on the ingredients of the oxyelite and wound up on some very freaky bodybuilding/supplement review forums.

[SkinBasket]

What in the fuck are you putting in your body? Xplode? Oxy elite? You guys training with Barry Bonds now?

I'm too old to treat my body like a temple. Besides, I grew up eating Teflon flakes off old frying pans and whatever those plastics are that seep into your food when you put them in the microwave, so I'm not too worried about polluting myself now.

You have a point......what harm can the seeds of a Chinese orchid tree do anyway.

Bizarre stuff....talk about leading me down a rabbit hole. I do 10 minutes research on the ingredients of the oxyelite and wound up on some very freaky bodybuilding/supplement review forums.

Did you say hello to Partial?

[twoseven]

The Xplode has about 80-100mg in it from what I've read. They made it part of their secret recipe so it's unlisted. The oxy crap has 100mg each, and two doses of xplode certainly seems to have less caffeine than two does of that just from using myself as an test tube.

the GNC website is good for reading labels on the products. i am thinking now it was the Black Powder my friend might have been talking about, it has a blend of green tea and caffiene that comes in around 400mg.

[Freak Out]

fuck barry bonds an his shrek sized head. and in case you are actually wondering, these products are just amped up versions of your morning coffee. they do little to support actual tissue recovery, and even less to stimulate growth. they are pretty much just energy boosters.

That's what I deducted from my trip down the supplement rabbit hole.....it seems they add some weird Asian plant matter just as an ingredient filler.

Did you know American Ginseng was the first thing the Chinese (Red) imported from us when we opened up trade with them?

[SkinBasket]

Caffeine gives me a boner. 400mg and you could just call the stuff Cock Xplode.

[Freak Out]

What in the fuck are you putting in your body? Xplode? Oxy elite? You guys training with Barry Bonds now?

I'm too old to treat my body like a temple. Besides, I grew up eating Teflon flakes off old frying pans and whatever those plastics are that seep into your food when you put them in the microwave, so I'm not too worried about polluting myself now.

You have a point......what harm can the seeds of a Chinese orchid tree do anyway.

Bizarre stuff....talk about leading me down a rabbit hole. I do 10 minutes research on the ingredients of the oxyelite and wound up on some very freaky bodybuilding/supplement review forums.

Did you say hello to Partial?

No.... I didn't take the time to register so I could post.

[twoseven]

Caffeine gives me a boner. 400mg and you could just call the stuff Cock Xplode.

i used to follow my morning breakfast of oatmeal a banana and 400mg of caffiene with a couple of Viper 16 oz energy drinks an hour later right before the workout from time to time on a saturday morning. talk about a caffiene convention. jezzus, hands were shaking but i didn't have much trouble with fatigue. the crash later in the day was nice.

[SkinBasket]

Where else but obscure body building forums could you find such strangely curious photos as these. I love a guy who takes pictures like this of himself then protects his identity by putting a star over his face:



It also appears he has camel toe in the first shot.

And no, this is not someone from the forum... that I know of.

[twoseven]

the sad thing is that is actually a legal and accurate looking before an after photo for someone who is not doing what barry bonds did.

then again he had a vagina and now he has a penis, so.. great job whoever you are. what lifts did he do, i wonder?

[SkinBasket]

Alright, in the interests of comparing my health plan with another, I checked in on someone we used to know. For all interested, he's doing salt water intestinal cleanses (and providing detailed reports), getting beat on the BB court up at the Y, and dehydrating himself to the point of collapse, but he's lost almost 50 pounds this year. See Ziggy, you were completely wrong about his diet and exercise. Shame on you.

[SkinBasket]

then again he had a vagina and now he has a penis, so.. great job whoever you are. what lifts did he do, i wonder?

"Lucky" for you, I still had the page up.

I have been following stronglifts 5x5 program since December. I am twelve weeks in to it and am happy with it so far.

Current stats:

Squat: 225lbs
Bench: 195lbs failed for 2 days before getting the 5x5
Overhead: 115lbs failed for 2 days before getting the 5x5
Pull/Chin ups: 11 (could barely do 4 when I started)

[twoseven]

then again he had a vagina and now he has a penis, so.. great job whoever you are. what lifts did he do, i wonder?

"Lucky" for you, I still had the page up.

I have been following stronglifts 5x5 program since December. I am twelve weeks in to it and am happy with it so far.

Current stats:

Squat: 225lbs
Bench: 195lbs failed for 2 days before getting the 5x5
Overhead: 115lbs failed for 2 days before getting the 5x5
Pull/Chin ups: 11 (could barely do 4 when I started)

ok, so if i do that it will make my penis bigger then? i mean, if the guy grew one from female parts, must be a pretty good program.