Bretsky Alert - Meredith Baxter Birney

[Tyrone Bigguns]

We lost a wonderful fake lesbian tonight, and all of you insincere motherfuckers who wailed at the passing of MJ and that Bengal receiver who killed himself should cry a fucking fake river for this bitch!

She was Tila Tequila's fiance for Christ's sake!!

She was no fake lesbian.

She was in a death spiral when she crashed into Tequila.