I Have An Announcement!

[Brando19]

My wife and I are expecting our first child!!!!!!!!! We've been trying for only 2 months now and she found out the day after Christmas. She went to the doctor this morning to be sure and she's 5 weeks along! If everything goes ok (pray for me), the estimated due date is September 1!

[Bretsky]

CONGRATS BRANDO

[Zool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJBZDrUEYYo

Congrats Brando! Now go get some sleep. You're gonna need it.

[MJZiggy]

What fun! Congratulations! Life as you know it just got improved 10,000x.

And listen to those who tell you to sleep now. The little suckers are demanding and can't tell time yet.

[HowardRoark]

Congratulations my fecund friend.

Ask Fosco33 what to expect, they seem to have a new kid every 6 months.

[Freak Out]

Congrats......I guess. Another hillbilly in the world.....that kicks my ass at fantasy football!

All the best to you buddy! The drinks are on me.

[red]

good job brando

[Brando19]

Thank you all! I am extremely nervous and excited. I don't know what to expect...but I'm ready for the challenge. I have a niece...she's almost two...and I've learned alot about babies by being around her. I'm hoping for a little boy...but as long as it's healthy...it doesn't matter that much.
Freak: I'll try not to raise it to be a hillbilly like me.
Bretsky and Red: Thanks a million!
Howard: Fosco must be really busy with all them kids or broke from child support!
MJ and Zool: I have a feeling you're right about the sleep. I doubt I'll be getting any for a long time after it's here!

[SkinBasket]

Pussy. Both times, it only took me 1 month. Nonetheless, congratulations.

You'll get used to the sleep thing. Rest, as you've known it, will change entirely, and sleep is just one aspect of that. I would recommend working on your patience ASAP. Oh, and get in as much sex as you can now. It'll help with that patience thing later. Focus on telling Mrs. Brando she's beautiful, not that her boobs are bigger. A pregnant wife can be a handful - even a pain in the ass, but make sure you take the time to treasure the whole big belly and the little dood in there.

Keep us updated. Are you going to keep the gender a secret from yourselves?

[Brando19]

Pussy. Both times, it only took me 1 month. Nonetheless, congratulations.

You'll get used to the sleep thing. Rest, as you've known it, will change entirely, and sleep is just one aspect of that. I would recommend working on your patience ASAP. Oh, and get in as much sex as you can now. It'll help with that patience thing later. Focus on telling Mrs. Brando she's beautiful, not that her boobs are bigger. A pregnant wife can be a handful - even a pain in the ass, but make sure you take the time to treasure the whole big belly and the little dood in there.

Keep us updated. Are you going to keep the gender a secret from yourselves?

Well congrats on being a fertile son of a gun. I will definitely work on my patience, that's for sure. And a good suggestion. I'll take your advice on complimenting the wife the right way.
I would like to keep the gender a secret....but there's no chance I'd be able to do that...and my wife is the same way. I should know in a couple months...and I'll definitely keep you all posted.

[Little Whiskey]

grats brando.

Skin is dead on. everything in your life is going to change. nothing will be the same. nothing will prepare you for the first night home. it will be the worst day/night of your life. just keep reminding yourself, it will only get better.

other than that, its pretty cool.

[Brando19]

grats brando.

Skin is dead on. everything in your life is going to change. nothing will be the same. nothing will prepare you for the first night home. it will be the worst day/night of your life. just keep reminding yourself, it will only get better.

other than that, its pretty cool.

The worst!??! I hope not...but I'm scared.
Everything will change...my wife and I enjoyed it being just us for a while because we could do anything we wanted...if we wanted to go away for the weekend...we just went. But now that'll change...and I'm actually ready for it. I can't wait to hold this child in my arms for the first time.

[MJZiggy]

You can still go away. You just have to bring a whole lot more stuff (and you wind up at Disney instead of the beach--voluntarily).

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Get a DNA test, you wanna make sure the mothman isn't the father of your demon spawn.

But, as long as it has 6 legs and 4 wings i'm sure you'll be happy!

[denverYooper]

Congrats!