By Oreo Lite
Liberal Utopian staff writer
Oreolite@utop.news
The conservatives in Green Bay haven’t been this hyped up since Bill Schroeder dug himself out of Mike Holmgren’s doghouse to become the Green Bay Packers’ starting wide receiver. Yet despite 6 productive seasons, Schroeder was never the Pro Bowl player the right can use as an example in their racist agenda.
“Things would be different today had Billy made the Pro Bowl,†said current Green Bay mayor Joseph McCarthy III, the grandson of the infamous Wisconsin senator. “You hear blacks not wanting to play in Green Bay; well, I’ve always wanted to say ‘fuck ‘em.’ But to say that would be unwise since the best players in the NFL today are black. I’m sick of seeing players like Edger Bennett coming up here and marrying our (white) women. I’m also sick of seeing players like Nick Barnett dating our women at his club. We are hoping AJ will change things.â€Â
According to McCarthy, Hawk is godsend. “Give Ted (Thompson) credit for drafting AJ. AJ is not only white but he’s also a republican. I’m hoping to be wrong, but AJ could be the last great white hope.â€Â
When asked why he didn’t use Brett Favre in his agenda, McCarthy said: “Brett is a southerner. To us conservatives, white southerners are either racist conservatives or rednecks or liberals. Brett lies somewhere between redneck and liberal.â€Â
Appleton native Tyler Duke (surname altered for privacy protection), who is a Caucasian liberal has this to say to McCarthy and other conservatives: “Conservatism is what’s wrong with the world today. Look in the Middle East and you have conservative Muslims fighting change, and then you have conservative westerners fighting back. Will there ever be peace again? Liberalism is peace. Conservatives are nothing but a bunch of conservative fucks. They’re full of shit.â€Â
Liberal Utopian staff writer
Oreolite@utop.news
The conservatives in Green Bay haven’t been this hyped up since Bill Schroeder dug himself out of Mike Holmgren’s doghouse to become the Green Bay Packers’ starting wide receiver. Yet despite 6 productive seasons, Schroeder was never the Pro Bowl player the right can use as an example in their racist agenda.
“Things would be different today had Billy made the Pro Bowl,†said current Green Bay mayor Joseph McCarthy III, the grandson of the infamous Wisconsin senator. “You hear blacks not wanting to play in Green Bay; well, I’ve always wanted to say ‘fuck ‘em.’ But to say that would be unwise since the best players in the NFL today are black. I’m sick of seeing players like Edger Bennett coming up here and marrying our (white) women. I’m also sick of seeing players like Nick Barnett dating our women at his club. We are hoping AJ will change things.â€Â
According to McCarthy, Hawk is godsend. “Give Ted (Thompson) credit for drafting AJ. AJ is not only white but he’s also a republican. I’m hoping to be wrong, but AJ could be the last great white hope.â€Â
When asked why he didn’t use Brett Favre in his agenda, McCarthy said: “Brett is a southerner. To us conservatives, white southerners are either racist conservatives or rednecks or liberals. Brett lies somewhere between redneck and liberal.â€Â
Appleton native Tyler Duke (surname altered for privacy protection), who is a Caucasian liberal has this to say to McCarthy and other conservatives: “Conservatism is what’s wrong with the world today. Look in the Middle East and you have conservative Muslims fighting change, and then you have conservative westerners fighting back. Will there ever be peace again? Liberalism is peace. Conservatives are nothing but a bunch of conservative fucks. They’re full of shit.â€Â


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