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  • #16
    what happened to that fat kid that liked me so much?

    i see not all the insecure jerkoffs are gone, but what can i expect really.

    what did i miss that is actually worth mentioning..

    anybody have any epileptic seizures from any video games?

    did harlan finally get a 360 or PS3?

    campbell get any new wives?

    skin get any rare diseases?

    did tex die?

    is mazzin a saints fan now?

    did all the women get chased off?

    any new trolls worth mentioning?

    is anybody watching Lost besides me?

    i have Netflix now, any recommendations?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
      I thought it was a goiter.
      nobody understands your old man speak. just call it a growth for the sake of the kids out there.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SkinBasket
        Originally posted by Zool
        Originally posted by HowardRoark
        Originally posted by Scott Campbell
        That's a big pumpkin.
        How do we know that it's a real pumpkin? It's a picture, it could be doctored, or some kind of prop.
        Its actually a normal sized pumpkin, he's only 4'8".
        But what about his body fat? That's the important question. From that picture, he must be at least 38%. I know. I read about it on the internet.
        if i had my sweatshirt on nobody would be the wiser. my men's health and fitness opened my eyes to the fact that i am actually about 22%. i have been hiding in shame.

        the pumpkin is real, but i photoshopped myself into the picture.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by twoseven
          the pumpkin is real, but i photoshopped myself into the picture.
          I would expect nothing less from such a nefarious individual as you. On a related note, I've been a member of a pumpkin forum for years, and that pumpkin must weigh 31.1 pounds, judging from the picture.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SkinBasket
            Originally posted by twoseven
            the pumpkin is real, but i photoshopped myself into the picture.
            I would expect nothing less from such a nefarious individual as you. On a related note, I've been a member of a pumpkin forum for years, and that pumpkin must weigh 31.1 pounds, judging from the picture.
            I don't believe it's 31.1 for a second. Maybe you are. I don't know. But I've seen plenty of big pumpkins that are no where near 31.1. 31.1 requires 100% dedication. With all the traveling to and from the gym you said that you do, I simply do not buy it. Unless you're fertilizing the garden with Ephedra and stacking it with a ton of ALA, Green tea, etc. I'm entitled to that opinion and quite frankly it really does not matter.
            After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by HowardRoark
              Originally posted by SkinBasket
              Originally posted by twoseven
              the pumpkin is real, but i photoshopped myself into the picture.
              I would expect nothing less from such a nefarious individual as you. On a related note, I've been a member of a pumpkin forum for years, and that pumpkin must weigh 31.1 pounds, judging from the picture.
              I don't believe it's 31.1 for a second. Maybe you are. I don't know. But I've seen plenty of big pumpkins that are no where near 31.1. 31.1 requires 100% dedication. With all the traveling to and from the gym you said that you do, I simply do not buy it. Unless you're fertilizing the garden with Ephedra and stacking it with a ton of ALA, Green tea, etc. I'm entitled to that opinion and quite frankly it really does not matter.
              all that stuff would make that pumpkin lean as hell. had to go the opposite direction in this case.

              i took it to old country buffet as often as possible, a handful of brewery tours in leinie country, and made it watch tv for hours at a crack (made good use of my netflix). plumping up is a fulltime job.

              on a side note. our pumpkin patch down the road is the most glorious of all, and i fully expect to see the Great Pumpkin swoop in and leave us toys this next hallows eve.

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              • #22
                Well, I'm sure the pumpkin would be sub 30 if it hadn't injured his wrist doing exactly what we all told it not to do.
                "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by SkinBasket
                  Well, I'm sure the pumpkin would be sub 30 if it hadn't injured his wrist doing exactly what we all told it not to do.
                  I actually saw that pumpkin posting on www.pumpedkins.com. It claims to be under 25 already doing MMA style training.
                  Originally posted by 3irty1
                  This is museum quality stupidity.

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                  • #24
                    Mammoth Mammaries and Ass?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by twoseven
                      Originally posted by HowardRoark
                      Originally posted by SkinBasket
                      Originally posted by twoseven
                      the pumpkin is real, but i photoshopped myself into the picture.
                      I would expect nothing less from such a nefarious individual as you. On a related note, I've been a member of a pumpkin forum for years, and that pumpkin must weigh 31.1 pounds, judging from the picture.
                      I don't believe it's 31.1 for a second. Maybe you are. I don't know. But I've seen plenty of big pumpkins that are no where near 31.1. 31.1 requires 100% dedication. With all the traveling to and from the gym you said that you do, I simply do not buy it. Unless you're fertilizing the garden with Ephedra and stacking it with a ton of ALA, Green tea, etc. I'm entitled to that opinion and quite frankly it really does not matter.
                      all that stuff would make that pumpkin lean as hell. had to go the opposite direction in this case.

                      i took it to old country buffet as often as possible, a handful of brewery tours in leinie country, and made it watch tv for hours at a crack (made good use of my netflix). plumping up is a fulltime job.

                      on a side note. our pumpkin patch down the road is the most glorious of all, and i fully expect to see the Great Pumpkin swoop in and leave us toys this next hallows eve.
                      Skip the Leine's and go to Surly.
                      After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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