DISNEY

[Brando19]

I have not been to Disney or Knott's Berry farm in years....kids liked it but I thought it was boring as hell. Talking to the hookers that lined the streets in Orange at night was a lot more enjoyable for me. I haven't seen that much black pussy since my days in Lagos.

Dollywood? That place actually exists? Fuck.....

My mother took my grandmother and myself to some "wildlife park" outside of Toronto one summer many ears ago....funniest thing I've ever seen was the look on their faces when some macaques or some such primates jump up onto the hood and beat off then fucked right in front of their eyes. I fucking rolled.....

Hahahahaha....you're fucking retarded. That's why I love you.

[Freak Out]

Dollywood? That place actually exists? Fuck.....

See now (or "Look" as Harlan would begin), you can't let your prejudices rule your rational thought. Unlike Disney, Dolly is nowhere to be seen, heard, or sold, unless you want to visit the gift shop on your way out. So if you have a problem with elderly ladies with gigantic tits, then you don't have to address that fear.

Otherwise, you're in an amusement park in the mountains with plenty of shade trees, a working coal train, better rides, and a lot less waiting than Disneyworld, all at a much cheaper price in admission. And like I said, the lodging isn't even close. You just have to figure out the inverse liquor laws of Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge, which are minutes apart, and you'll be fine.

Like I said, if a tea cup is a tea cup and not an emotional trigger to you and yours, Pigeon Forge is where you want to be.

I have no problem with Dolly....I appreciate her....assets. But Dollywood was always one of those mysterious places you would hear whispered about...or it's like someplace mentioned in a Simpson's episode....was it real? Well it's been confirmed by you guys.

Lots of dry counties around the park? Typical for that part of the country I guess. America has to be the only place where you can distill spirits in an area but not drink them.
My theme park days are long gone my friend....although I will go to places like cedar point for a adrenaline rush sometimes.

[SkinBasket]

Lots of dry counties around the park? Typical for that part of the country I guess. America has to be the only place where you can distill spirits in an area but not drink them.

All I know about the booze is that one town only sells beer, and the other town only sells everything but beer. And they treat you like a fucking retard for not knowing this.

[Little Whiskey]

went to Busch Gardens. Rides, animals and beer.

the last time i was in Bush Gardens, they even gave you free samples of beer! now that is my kind of theme park!