Questions on Rape - continuing the Ben thread

[MJZiggy]

this woman bruises very easily, I can honestly say I never saw her without several bruises on her body.

Q: What do ya tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing...You already told her twice!



(And before anyone gets proverbial sand in their vagina's - this is just an old JOKE. Lighten the hell up people!)

You don't have to tell her anything as you're still recovering from the frying pan to the back of the head...

I can handle the el cheapo frying pans - all the way up to the super-mega-ultra teflon/non-stick ones.

It's the damn cast iron that gets me. That shit'll kill a guy.