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    Subway's new Orchard Chicken salad sub gives me the shits. Consider yourself warned.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    You weren't in a stall at the Grafton Home Depot earlier today, were you?
    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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    • #3
      I didn't like it. It didn't give me the shits, I just didn't like it.
      "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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      • #4
        Originally posted by swede
        You weren't in a stall at the Grafton Home Depot earlier today, were you?
        Sounds like nutz. He hits the box store men-rooms for all they're worth.
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • #5
          NEWSFLASH!!

          This is a lot of rain. About 4-6 inches standing around the house. Sewer grates overwhelmed. Glub glub glub.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #6
            Rising waters, you say? Maybe the putrid aftermath of your Apple Chicken nightmare are taking a shortcut through the city sewers and coming back to haunt you.

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            • #7
              SUV eaten alive by a sinkhole @ Oakland and North! We're getting the second blow now. Pavement is literally being washed away downtown.

              Hoosier, I'm sure my chicken salad is safely untreated and in it's natural state in Lake Michigan by now. Hundreds of millions of government dollars spent on a totally inept and mismanaged sewer system have guaranteed that. Deep Tunnel...
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #8
                Always go for the Veggie delight man!

                C.H.U.D.

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                • #9
                  Newsflash! Boycott KMart! Sonsabitches won't take something back unless you have the receipt. We got a mobile for our baby shower and it had never been opened and had a huge Kmart tag on it...and they wouldn't even give us store credit. Walmart takes back used toilet paper, for crying out loud!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SkinBasket
                    totally inept and mismanaged sewer system have guaranteed that. Deep Tunnel...
                    even they didn't promise to handle floods like this when they built the deep tunnel. granted they pump crap into the lake when a fly pisses.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Brando19
                      Newsflash! Boycott KMart! Sonsabitches won't take something back unless you have the receipt. We got a mobile for our baby shower and it had never been opened and had a huge Kmart tag on it...and they wouldn't even give us store credit. Walmart takes back used toilet paper, for crying out loud!
                      At least once a month I do a double-take when I drive past our K-Mart and think that for once its finally closed for good. Nope. Two in the afternoon and there are a dozen cars in the parking lot.

                      We have 40,000 people in this burg and we have TWO Wal-Marts! You can go to either Wally World at 11 at night and find 500 cars in the parking lot.

                      2% of the entire population seems to be inside a Wal-Mart store at any given time.

                      K-Mart seems to have forgotten that they left a store open in a no-customer zone.
                      [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Brando19
                        Newsflash! Boycott KMart! Sonsabitches won't take something back unless you have the receipt. We got a mobile for our baby shower and it had never been opened and had a huge Kmart tag on it...and they wouldn't even give us store credit. Walmart takes back used toilet paper, for crying out loud!
                        You have internet bargain hunters to thank for that. Every store stopped accepting no receipt returns when people like our dearly departed Partial would hound the interweb all day and night for crazy cheap deals that they would then return to local stores for full refund, whereby making money at the store's expense. So the stores stopped taking items without receipt, even if they carry that item. Globalization, man. It's a bummer at the local level, and as they always say, it's always local somewhere.

                        Walmart still takes 3 no-receipt returns a year I think, provided they sell that item.
                        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SkinBasket
                          Originally posted by Brando19
                          Newsflash! Boycott KMart! Sonsabitches won't take something back unless you have the receipt. We got a mobile for our baby shower and it had never been opened and had a huge Kmart tag on it...and they wouldn't even give us store credit. Walmart takes back used toilet paper, for crying out loud!
                          You have internet bargain hunters to thank for that. Every store stopped accepting no receipt returns when people like our dearly departed Partial would hound the interweb all day and night for crazy cheap deals that they would then return to local stores for full refund, whereby making money at the store's expense. So the stores stopped taking items without receipt, even if they carry that item. Globalization, man. It's a bummer at the local level, and as they always say, it's always local somewhere.

                          Walmart still takes 3 no-receipt returns a year I think, provided they sell that item.
                          Wow...that makes sense. I guess I can see the KMart point a view a little better now, but the jackass that turned me down and his punk ass attitude didn't help...lol. Thanks for the explanation, though.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by swede
                            Originally posted by Brando19
                            Newsflash! Boycott KMart! Sonsabitches won't take something back unless you have the receipt. We got a mobile for our baby shower and it had never been opened and had a huge Kmart tag on it...and they wouldn't even give us store credit. Walmart takes back used toilet paper, for crying out loud!
                            At least once a month I do a double-take when I drive past our K-Mart and think that for once its finally closed for good. Nope. Two in the afternoon and there are a dozen cars in the parking lot.

                            We have 40,000 people in this burg and we have TWO Wal-Marts! You can go to either Wally World at 11 at night and find 500 cars in the parking lot.

                            2% of the entire population seems to be inside a Wal-Mart store at any given time.

                            K-Mart seems to have forgotten that they left a store open in a no-customer zone.
                            Walmart is pretty much the place to go if you want to run into someone you know. I don't remember a time before Walmart, and frankly, can't imagine it. 24 hours a day/7 days a week...it doesn't get any better than that...opposed to Kmarts 9-5 hours Kmart is a thing of the past...kinda like Roses. Anyone ever been to a Roses?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Brando19
                              Originally posted by SkinBasket
                              Originally posted by Brando19
                              Newsflash! Boycott KMart! Sonsabitches won't take something back unless you have the receipt. We got a mobile for our baby shower and it had never been opened and had a huge Kmart tag on it...and they wouldn't even give us store credit. Walmart takes back used toilet paper, for crying out loud!
                              You have internet bargain hunters to thank for that. Every store stopped accepting no receipt returns when people like our dearly departed Partial would hound the interweb all day and night for crazy cheap deals that they would then return to local stores for full refund, whereby making money at the store's expense. So the stores stopped taking items without receipt, even if they carry that item. Globalization, man. It's a bummer at the local level, and as they always say, it's always local somewhere.

                              Walmart still takes 3 no-receipt returns a year I think, provided they sell that item.
                              Wow...that makes sense. I guess I can see the KMart point a view a little better now, but the jackass that turned me down and his punk ass attitude didn't help...lol. Thanks for the explanation, though.
                              Yeah, I had the same experience at a walmart trying to return something without receipt, which they can still deny at their discretion. Some fucking wannabe gangsta kid makes the call because the service person was a fat fucking retard teen pregnancy case, as usual, and couldn't remember anything. I guess he thought he was "sticking it to the man" by denying the return. So I took it to the Walmart that employs mostly white people and had no trouble. So yeah, racist assholes can still be racist assholes, but as long as you're polite and speaking to a non-racist, non-asshole, it shouldn't be a problem.
                              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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