NEWSFLASH!!!

[SkinBasket]

Newsflash! SkinBasket is "a bum."

Stripper: Want to buy a t-shirt.

SkinBasket: Nah. How are you?

Stripper: This sucks.

SkinBasket: Yeah?

Stripper: You could make it better.

SkinBasket (feigning surprise by this sudden turn of events): Yeah? How's that?

Stripper: You could buy a lapdance from me.

SkinBasket: No thanks.

Stripper: Why not?

SkinBasket: I don't have that much money.

Stripper: Then what are you here for?

SkinBasket holds up his beer. Stripper stares at him. SkinBasket stares back.

Stripper: You're a bum.

Stripper rolls her eyes, stands up and walks away to jump on a fat old guy at the next table.



Meanwhile, nutz's conversation with his predator went something like this:

Stripper: I'm Fantasy. You're cute. What's your fantasy?

nutz (exaggerated staring at boobs): uhhhh, what?

Stripper (laughing): Your fantasy.

nutz: ummm... I'm... in a barn...

Stripper (laughing): what?

nutz: and there's... some hay... in some places....

Stripper: Oh, you're dirty!

nutz: And some animals...

Stripper (laughing): what?

nutz: some animals...

Stripper (not laughing): what?

nutz: and some of the animals are out of the barn, but some are still in...

Stripper; Yeah, okay. I'll come back later.

[MadtownPacker]

Re: NEWSFLASH!!!

Subway's new Orchard Chicken salad sub gives me the shits. Consider yourself warned.

Had their buffalo chicken today and it worked the same magic form me.