WAY TO GO PACKERRATS!!!!

[GrnBay007]

For my post 1000 what would be more fitting to say Congrats to Packerrats! Gone are the days of abuse and harassment from the dark side (the other forum ). Thanks to all those who work on this site everyday to make it what it is.....Mad, Partial, Nutz, Skinbasket (graphics are great)....and the others working behind the scenes. And especially to all the AWESOME, knowledgable Packer Fans we have here that make this a great site!! Here's a toast to continue to move forward and make this the best Packer site out there!!!!

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Congrats!!! here's to 1000 more!

[the_idle_threat]

Congrats on 1K!

A toast!

[the_idle_threat]

[GrnBay007]

That's more like it!!!!

Dang it, you guys forced me to post again to say thanks..........now my 1000 is gone forever!!!!

[the_idle_threat]

[Bretsky]

That's more like it!!!!

Dang it, you guys forced me to post again to say thanks..........now my 1000 is gone forever!!!!

Typical guy; trying to get the hottie gal drunk with it being close to bartime and all

[the_idle_threat]

Here comes Bretsky going for the interception!

[Bretsky]

Here comes Bretsky going for the interception!

NA; I"M CHECKING OUT THE GAL BATHROOM AT THE BAR. PERCENTAGES ARE BETTER WHEN YOU CHOOSE FROM HIGHER VOLUME

[the_idle_threat]

Like the mighty lion ... king of the jungle ... scanning the herd of wildebeest for the one that's separated ... the one that's vulnerable ...

[woodbuck27]

No! NO ! Here is B.

Bretsky's Innermonologue:

Ah, if my wife could see you now ! You look good, Bretsky, damn you look good! Check the shirt and tie one more time... Good, no lint or stains. Today is the first day of the rest of your life Bretsky, walk into that bar like you're walking on to a yacht. Head up..look cool...

You are definitely hip Bretsky, you are going to turn some heads tonight! Women will see success when they look at me. They'll see Harrison Ford when they look at me. Is Harrison Ford still sexy? Note to self: Read People Magazine more - too much Packers.

Uh oh, bouncer. Are you supposed to hand him your I.D? Is that the hip thing to do? I mean, you're over 35, he doesn't need to see it. Shit, what do you say to the bouncer! Quick, think back to 1992...

ahhh that wasn't bad ! Talked to that bouncer... way too long though...sure he felt uncomfortable...a 30 minute conversation...jeee!

OK! Inside...inside...

"That stool looks really uncomfortable (multiple chuckles)"...is that cool ?...

All right, you definitely blew that one. No problem though Bretsky, you're not here to pick up the bouncer, you're here..... to find out if the chicks still dig you! Look around, don't make eye contact... Definitely don't make eye contact with her...or her...all right you're safe, but...

you're staring at a wall..Well a mirror'd wall..... Ok, Ok, so no one else is wearing a tie… no big deal, they aren't as successful as you are. You work in a Bank.

They are laughing at you Bretsky. Ok, so the short kid with the Bucks hat, and the tall kid with Brewers hat might be laughing at you, but you should be laughing at them for drinking Miller Lite! Losers !!

Lose the tie Bretsky, Looooose the DAM tie! Even better, just loosen it some more...nice,that's even better, now you look like you had a rough day at the Bank, and you're just here for a beer...that's not so bad... Just relax..Chill..it's all very good

Bartender: "What can I get you?"

Bretsky's Innermonologue:

Bretsky, think quick! So what if you haven't been here in 14 years, you can order a drink from the bar… it's like ordering adult films on those hotel TVs... look at that... those young guys are definitely still laughing. Nevermind them Bretsky, focus! Focus...

Bartender: "Yo! Do you want a drink or not?"

Bretsky's Innermonologue:

"Ahhhh... Miller Lite, please"

Shit! Dam!! You wanted a Double White Russian...All right, you blew it again but no big deal Bretsky, you're still hip. Your cool. Miller Lite might just be the hip drink these days?

Do people still use the word "hip"? Note to self: Watch Sportscenter in the morning to see what the new slang is. That talk show guy - what's his name ? ahhh forget it... but he's always on top of his shit...

A few beers later...

You're definitely almost drunk Bretsky, just a couple more sips of that beer and you won't be able to hear me at all. But you can do this without me,just fricken relax Big Guy, afterall you are Harrison Ford... well maybe you are?

Look around...no...no...no...OK ...yes, her ! She's got that Susan Sarandon thing going on...never mind, Ohhh Heaven's nooo - look at her,DAM!

She's missing a tooth... Ok, just act like you've been here before and the women will flock…stop staring at that blonds's boobs...stop it ,what do you mean you can't stop...

redirect...

don't look at those guys still laughing at you... Woah!!... Stop staring at her boobs too... All right Bretsky, you are definitely drunk, time to go home... Tonight was just practice Bretsky, just practice! You've still got it.... somewhere inside....go to the washroom before you leave for home and the wife and kids....

ahhhh !.... all those times in the women's washroom...what year was that...Oh yea! 1992... ahhhh !

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[woodbuck27]

Re: WAY TO GO PACKERRATS!!!!

For my post 1000 what would be more fitting to say Congrats to Packerrats! Gone are the days of abuse and harassment from the dark side (the other forum ). Thanks to all those who work on this site everyday to make it what it is.....Mad, Partial, Nutz, Skinbasket (graphics are great)....and the others working behind the scenes. And especially to all the AWESOME, knowledgable Packer Fans we have here that make this a great site!! Here's a toast to continue to move forward and make this the best Packer site out there!!!!

GrnBay007 to celebrate your 1000th post. I know a really nice place, where we could lunch soon.



Their not fancy. . . yet, good and cheap.

Check out the inside of the joint. . .





Satisfaction - Guranteed !

or Is it ????



FRENCH ??? and

dessert



of course

and later. .



A drive out to the Lake.

[GBRulz]

Congrats on 1000 posts, 007 !!!!

May I offer an early reminder to start thinking of ideas for your "dedication to Favre" thread for #4444 !!!

[HarveyWallbangers]

You gotta a long, long way to go. Ziggy's the champ, Woody is going to pass us pretenders by soon, and Tank was on a roll there for awhile. They were late arrivers, but it hasn't taken them long to catch up.