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    NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.

    The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.

    The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.
    Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    Prof Jew-magneto?

    Isn't this really just Professor X and Magneto rolled into 1 flimsy character?
    Originally posted by 3irty1
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Zool
      Prof Jew-magneto?
      He's going to kill jews. He's muslim. Jews fear nothing more than metal and scorpions since half jew Dieter Dierks forged the Scorpions to rock them like a hurricane.

      Moron.
      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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      • #4
        thats just the dumbest idea i've ever seen

        if he can control metal why not make himself some robocop legs, or jet powered legs so he can fly

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SkinBasket
          Originally posted by Zool
          Prof Jew-magneto?
          He's going to kill jews. He's muslim. Jews fear nothing more than metal and scorpions since half jew Dieter Dierks forged the Scorpions to rock them like a hurricane.

          Moron.


          "I intend to disrupt you as though you were a tropical depression" Brought to you by the same fellas who did "Lukewarm N Temperate:"

          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          • #6
            Re: Gheyness Xtreme!

            Originally posted by SkinBasket

            NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.

            The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.

            The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.
            Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?

            That Wheelchair will hide an IED pretty good, just make sure it's made of good, lightweight shrapnel-producin' metal.
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7
              good luck getting through the airport metal detector with that thing

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              • #8
                The Bottom Line:
                Formally Numb, same person, same views of M3

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                • #9
                  Re: Gheyness Xtreme!

                  Originally posted by mraynrand
                  Originally posted by SkinBasket

                  NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.

                  The new superhero is the brainchild of a group of disabled young Americans and Syrians who were brought together last month in Damascus by the Open Hands Intiative, a non-profit organization founded by U.S. philanthropist and businessman Jay T. Snyder.

                  The superhero's appearance hasn't been finalized, but an early sketch shows a Muslim boy who lost his legs in a landmine accident and later becomes the Silver Scorpion after discovering he has the power to control metal with his mind.
                  Can't we just have a normal ambiguously gay, tights wearing, justice seeking, steroid induced muscle man anymore?

                  That Wheelchair will hide an IED pretty good, just make sure it's made of good, lightweight shrapnel-producin' metal.
                  Is that a giant, spine-shaped penis hanging off the front of his chair?
                  "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                  KYPack

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zool
                    Prof Jew-magneto?

                    Isn't this really just Professor X and Magneto rolled into 1 flimsy character?
                    Thats what I was thinking.
                    70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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