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Driving down to Aurora, IL tomorrow night. Only bad thing about having moved from Illinois to Wisconsin is that I'm always on the road at Christmas. Oh well. At least Christmas is on a Saturday so I have an extra day.I can't run no more
With that lawless crowd
While the killers in high places
Say their prayers out loud
But they've summoned, they've summoned up
A thundercloud
They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen
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Give a "big wave" when you pass by DeKalb. I don't miss it, but still have friends there....Originally posted by Joemailman View PostDriving down to Aurora, IL tomorrow night. Only bad thing about having moved from Illinois to Wisconsin is that I'm always on the road at Christmas. Oh well. At least Christmas is on a Saturday so I have an extra day.
Merry Christmas Joe!
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flip off all my bear lovin former neighbors in batavia when you get thereOriginally posted by Joemailman View PostDriving down to Aurora, IL tomorrow night. Only bad thing about having moved from Illinois to Wisconsin is that I'm always on the road at Christmas. Oh well. At least Christmas is on a Saturday so I have an extra day.
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So threre are some things you can get a dog that will entrance her and keep her our of everyone's hair during the gift opening. Prepackaged pork femurs did not really do it for either of my girls. I highly recommend bull penises. Much more effective (and more expensive).
So what was your favorite gift that you received this year? Mine was an oval amethyst and diamond ring set in white gold."Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
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Hey dumbass, click on this icon on the posting control panelOriginally posted by sheepshead View Post
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You guys would get a kick outta Kevin Bloody Wilson's Xmas text. Kevin's an Aussie......
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
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