Mraynrand: "I'm retiring"

[woodbuck27]

I clipm the shit outta punks ass's. I'll clipm you sista. I'll clipm yo cat. I'll clipm you're mother but the bitch is too fat.

Adam Apple Strike of Flaming Gentlemanly Dementia +3!


100 and OH! Motherfucker!

STOP IT !

You've got me laughing.

I may be pissed off but I have a good sense of the HaHa.

X 10... For a change a decent post from you SkinBasket.

I almost want too Rep it...... let me think.........well....this is never wrong....see .....the 'little guy' that guides me .....says....NO !

Also check out those nunchucks. That kid looks dangerous. Ever come up against a man that knows how to use them? You have to be quick underneath and firm to his wrist.

[Deputy Nutz]

I've had to lick Bouncers

Interesting way of handling yourself. I've never tried that.

I'm in enormously great condition. HARD Nutz.

Maybe

[mraynrand]

I won the inaugural Season's Prom Pickem.

I didn't do so well at the Prom Pickem. I had three girls interested in me and I just couldn't decide. I went camping instead. Saved a lot of money, and probably an injection of some kind of horrible antibiotic.

[mraynrand]

STOP IT !

You've got me laughing.

I may be pissed off but I have a good sense of the HaHa.

So you like making fun of retarded kids? Doesn't shock me.

[Deputy Nutz]

^^^^^
That's not a retarded kid, that's actually Skinbasket last Christmas.

[mraynrand]

I kind of feel like Peyton Manning. Even though I've defeated an inferior opponent, I've still won, and now what is there left to prove? I may have to retire for good.

[SkinBasket]

Take up boating.

[Deputy Nutz]

I am sure Woody can tell everything there is to know about boating, he is amazing at just about everything.

[woodbuck27]

I am sure Woody can tell everything there is to know about boating, he is amazing at just about everything.

Ben boating all my life Deputy. A boating EXPERT !?

NO ! LOL

Be more specific. What do you need to know? I have a good handle on boating and SAFETY. I can tell y'all a lot about adventure canoeing...my experience and give tips on success there. I know a wee bit about fishing boats and say the proper sized motor to use and the size of the craft.

Ohh and ma and amazing at everything in life:

Your too kind yet somehow misled. I'll first qualify this point you raise. I have experience much that I'm grateful for. Here's a hugh YET........

I haven't enough hours in a day ....enough days remaining in my life to even scratch the surface of all I'd wish to know Sir. I am a mere student of life stumbling along with my head held high and carrying all I truly am 'as a BIG STICK' to ward off any creeps that ever slip ahead of me on my intended path.

Yes boating.....a major attraction for me wherever I go. You know a lot about me Deputy and I feel somehow disappointed in myself that I have NOT been more successful in growing closer to you and your fine life. Alas...such it is that I know I am sensible to accept. WE cannot ever hope to change people. We might encourage them and some suggestion (s) of help they deserve but the buck stops right at that doorstep.

Back to my life's experience. I've been truly blessed and for that have much gratitude. I hope Y'all have 'at least' half as much as life grants me daily. The path to achieving the bliss that I enjoy is 'only' in my experience uncovered by a certain FAITH.

[SkinBasket]

Bo is giving us his john boat for the new lake. He's getting ready to die.

[Deputy Nutz]

Is that the guy that burned his face off?

[SkinBasket]

His dad.

[Deputy Nutz]

Good deal, now we can bring a cooler of beer on a boat.

[woodbuck27]

Interesting way of handling yourself. I've never tried that.


Maybe

No NOTa maybe.
If tok you onto my woodot to wor and handed you a chaisaw your sorry asswoud be on a stump as much asit would be helping to control that saw

Ever work in the woods for Ten hours on any given day in your lifetime Dputy Nutz? I can do that at 68 years of age (last Summer and Fall -2015) every day Monday - Friday and just love it. I love physical....real MAN's work.

Here's a challenge:

Get down o the floor after reading this post and do 1000 crunchs.

Tomorrow do 2000 crunchs and Friday 3000 I mean straight up all together without any rest Try it Deputy !

I can get down today.right now and do 5000 crunch's for a joke. Before you can really work right ( at a maximum performance level) or do much of anything physical your core needs to be HARD. Every bit of piss n vinegar that I do have in me comes from a mental capacity and confidence that's backed up with experience and conditioning. This wil surrize you Yur a lager ma than I am. I'm jst nde 5'-9 " and just got weighed myself this morning at 179 lbs. Every part of my body is muscled..HARD. You've never seen any man strike with the speed I possess. I can hit a man in the throat before he can wink. When he's coughing or puking I decide if he's going to go to sleep or not. If I reay don't lke him...I' kick him inside the right knee and the clip him behind the left ear. That takes about 3-4 seconds. f I reay don't like him..I box him and rip and tear at him until I must offer mercy. I don't ever lose a scrap Deputy. If some idiot blinsides me I'l get him with all the GUTS I possess. This ability to scrap wasn't a natural gift. I had to learn my skills. I grew up in the thoughest get down and ger dirty City in Canada. You often has to use self defense to just survive in the pen. I've never bee one to cower I any shadows. I've always been courageous and ready.

TRUST everything I"ve written here is the TRUTH, I'm the last man any asshole wants to screw with. I eat such u and spit them out. I don't respect nor do very well with stupidity.

I made up my mind.

mraynrand and woodbuck27.

I want Packerrats to simply after a concrete decision is made declare that forever neither of us can post the other. Read and then respond to the others post.

If one of us violates this Special Packerrats LAW RE: Declared for just mraynrand and me (woodbuck27).

That violator is to be BANNED in all his memberships (if and that does apply) for ever. ALLTIME to never return to Packerrats with any other membership.

I desire this proposal as it's reasonable and solves a BIG problem here for me. mrrayrand is certainly and for too long been STALKING me. That has to end !

[HowardRoark]

What's your proposed rule exactly?