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  • When ____________s Attack!!

    Warning: Don't ever get between _______s and their thin mint Girl Scout cookies!!!
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    400-pound woman attacks her roommate - for eating her cookies

    A Florida woman allegedly went ballistic on her roommate because she believed the woman had gobbled her Girl Scout cookies.

    Hersha Howard was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police.

    The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Jasmin Wanke around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanke told authorities.

    The chocolate-coated mint wafers are one of the most popular of the Girl Scout varieties, and are only available once a year.

    The two argued about the cookies, then Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face. They fought until Wanke's husband pulled them apart.

    Howard then allegedly chased after Wanke with a pair of scissors, police were told. Howard ditched the cutting implements, however, and instead picked up a board and whacked Wanke.

    The fight moved into the kitchen, where Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke again. As they fought, Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times.

    Wanke's husband once against separated the pair, and kept Howard restrained until cops arrived, police said.

    Howard was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz1En5Cacvk

  • #2
    All this over Thin Mints? Now, if someone tried to steal my Trefoils, I'd probably go postal. But not over Thin Mints.
    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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    • #3
      No running with scissors!
      "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
        No running with scissors!
        Com'on, she weighs 400 hundred pounds. I wouldn't call that running.

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        • #5
          Wait. So the victim couldn't outrun a 400 pound chick? Don't they know the girl scouts will be outside the grocery store after school the next day selling them there?
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • #6
            Gimme em. gimme em...now!!!!

            After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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