More public education awesomeness

[SkinBasket]

Imagine how the poor fucking kid who eventually accidentally kills this genetic abomination because he forgets his dog ate a candy bar then licked his hand the morning before he walks near her during math is going to feel.

[Deputy Nutz]

his class will probably throw him a party

[Scott Campbell]

Imagine how the poor fucking kid who eventually accidentally kills this genetic abomination because he forgets his dog ate a candy bar then licked his hand the morning before he walks near her during math is going to feel.

Or when some poor kid with the squirts goes postal in his shorts.

[Little Whiskey]

Or when some poor kid with the squirts goes postal in his shorts.

would he blame it on a Big Boy Swiss Miss and Cole Slaw?

[SkinBasket]

would he blame it on a Big Boy Swiss Miss and Cole Slaw?

It's not blame. It's credit.

But who could resist such a little temptress, when she tastes just like a Big Mac?

[Little Whiskey]

It's not blame. It's credit.

But who could resist such a little temptress, when she tastes just like a Big Mac?

a big mac with swiss cheese, minus a second patty, piece of bread and special sauce? add a jar of colon blow and it sounds like you've got one hell of a burger!

[SkinBasket]

Oh, it has special sauce. Very special. You can see it oozing out from under the patty.

And you forgot the rye bun.

[Little Whiskey]

Oh, it has special sauce. Very special. You can see it oozing out from under the patty.

And you forgot the rye bun.

how could i have forgotten the rye bun? Big Boy is famous for their fine baked goods. Maybe patler should look to them next time he has a bread question.


does the bun act as a thickening agent for the burger's re-entry?

[Scott Campbell]

It's not blame. It's credit.

But who could resist such a little temptress, when she tastes just like a Big Mac?

The squirts aren't a problem unless they include some peanuts.

So your Big Boy squirts looks perfectly safe.

[Little Whiskey]

what if the swiss miss was manufactured in a facility that also handles peanuts and may come in contact with them? is your fecal matter still deadly?

[mraynrand]

is your fecal matter still deadly?

yes