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  • #31
    Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Get a mini-pinscher. In fact get two kinda like fucking Higgins on Magnum PI. Based on what I know of you I think they would work for you.
    They're great with kids - and burglars! The biggest issue in Germany is they're becoming increasingly inbred and suffer from chronic hereditary ailments. It stems from false pride; Germans believe they have the ultimate dogs and refuse to reimport fresh blood. It's criminal, IMHO.

    It's now ilegal to dock dogs in Germany. It is so weird seeing Dobermen with long tails!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Tarlam! View Post
      It's now ilegal to dock dogs in Germany. It is so weird seeing Dobermen with long tails!
      That is fucked up. You can still give your baby a circumcision?

      And no to the mini-pin. My parents just found a new home with my idiot cousin after 5 years of torment with theirs. The thing was yippy, obnoxious, stank-ass, and useless all rolled into one. She even managed to do something to their decrepit german shepard that caused her to grab the little fucker in her jaws, shake her, and toss her into the corner - the only time the shepard has ever shown any kind of aggression toward anything. Honestly, we all hoped she was going to die. Unfortunately, she only suffered a gash to her shoulder and she learned to STFU more often. And she had a habit of running off. She was one shitty dog.
      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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      • #33
        Get a dog that eats its own shit. Now that is a dog that is useful.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
          Get a dog that eats its own shit. Now that is a dog that is useful.
          beagle

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
            Get a dog that eats its own shit. Now that is a dog that is useful.
            Shit Chew

            [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by swede View Post
              Shit Chew
              They're fun animals. Dumb as a sack of rocks and nothing doglike about 'em. But they make me laugh.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by swede View Post
                Shit Chew
                bless you
                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                  bless you
                  Ha ha! My uncle used to say, "Horse Shit!" every time he sneezed. I think I could get away with "Shit CHEW!"
                  [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                  • #39
                    Puppies are nothing but a fucking waste of energy. Jesus are they stupid.
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • #40
                      Like your kids were born rocket scientists? Dogs have a learning curve as babies too ya know. Just get him on a schedule and let him be cute for a few weeks.,
                      "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                      • #41
                        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                        • #42
                          When that thing grows up, he's going to shit five lbs. a day.
                          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
                            When that thing grows up, he's going to shit five lbs. a day.
                            She already does that.
                            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                            • #44
                              Kid killer.

                              nytimes.com
                              http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/29/nyregion/boy-4-is-mauled-to-death-in-brooklyn.html?_r=1&hp
                              C.H.U.D.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post


                                Looks like the cane corso is probably the winner, due to it's loyalty and disposition toward children.
                                There is a difference between "the cane corso has an easy disposition toward children" and "children are easily digested by the cane corso".
                                [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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