bitches

[Scott Campbell]

I've never been more disappointed in anything in my life than to find out that the origin of the term "jump the shark" involved Fonzie from the Pinky Tuscadero era. Until I finally looked it up it had seemed like such a cool phrase. Now it is dead to me, and I imagine anyone who uses it as my enemy. Zool escapes my wrath.

That didn't bother me so much. But I was a little bummed when I realized that Opie Cunningham was probably getting laid more than I was.

[MJZiggy]

Somebody's leg is going to get chomped

I'm sure if my Kyra found out who did it, their leg would get chomped. Skin, the dog's brain fits just right when some asshole's not banging on it. I bet if someone bashed your puppy in the head, her brain would swell. I'm with Swede in that I'm more outraged than with some attacks on people. I think it's because dogs can't defend themselves and are so trusting of us not to hurt them.

[SkinBasket]

Skin, the dog's brain fits just right when some asshole's not banging on it.

Well, I'm just being pragmatic here. Don't get upset with someone who's just trying to address the reality of the situation.

I bet if someone bashed your puppy in the head, her brain would swell.

Well, I have a couple points here. The first is that my dog, even though she's a fucking idiot, knows better than to stand around and let someone whack her in the head. I know because I've tried. She passes the self-preservation test. Secondarily, I don't let my dog stand around outside, probably barking incessantly, in an area that is ill-fitted for that breed. I'm not trying to judge your old whore of a neighbor, but I've wanted to inflict violence when my neighbors decided that instead of training their dog, they would simply put it outside. That way, the entire neighborhood gets to hear the barking instead of the lazy, incompetent owners who think a dog is a toy or a fashion accessory or a living version of stuffed bear, instead of a living animal with needs, social, mental and physical. My violent thoughts were directed at the owners, since I knew the dog didn't know better, since it was never taught or trained to know better (black owners, you see). But I could see how frustrated idiots could direct their anger at the dog instead of the old lady. It's easier and carries less prison time.

At some point in this nation's recent history of metrosexuality and weakness and Queer eye for the Straight Guy, and through ridiculous romanticization of the relationship betwix man and dog, people started looking at dogs as equal companions, lovers, and unflinching holders of untold inherent knowledge instead of the servile beasts they've been since the relationship started hundreds or thousands of years ago depending on the breed. The people in these relationships, and moreso the dogs, have suffered for it. A dog that doesn't know it's place in the pack is as lost and confused as nutz in gay bar. Unfortunately, not many people understand this, and in their efforts to have mouth sex with their puppies, to carry them about in bejeweled bags, to keep full sized dogs in city sized spaces, and to let the dog be the pack leader when they walk, but then expect them to follow the human in the house/apartment just end up creating a mental mess out of their animal.

Barf.

[Freak Out]

Evelyn the modified dog, viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily, draped across the piano with some surprise.

[swede]

Well, I'm just being pragmatic here. Don't get upset with someone who's just trying to address the reality of the situation.




Well, I have a couple points here. The first is that my dog, even though she's a fucking idiot, knows better than to stand around and let someone whack her in the head. I know because I've tried. She passes the self-preservation test. Secondarily, I don't let my dog stand around outside, probably barking incessantly, in an area that is ill-fitted for that breed. I'm not trying to judge your old whore of a neighbor, but I've wanted to inflict violence when my neighbors decided that instead of training their dog, they would simply put it outside. That way, the entire neighborhood gets to hear the barking instead of the lazy, incompetent owners who think a dog is a toy or a fashion accessory or a living version of stuffed bear, instead of a living animal with needs, social, mental and physical. My violent thoughts were directed at the owners, since I knew the dog didn't know better, since it was never taught or trained to know better (black owners, you see). But I could see how frustrated idiots could direct their anger at the dog instead of the old lady. It's easier and carries less prison time.

At some point in this nation's recent history of metrosexuality and weakness and Queer eye for the Straight Guy, and through ridiculous romanticization of the relationship betwix man and dog, people started looking at dogs as equal companions, lovers, and unflinching holders of untold inherent knowledge instead of the servile beasts they've been since the relationship started hundreds or thousands of years ago depending on the breed. The people in these relationships, and moreso the dogs, have suffered for it. A dog that doesn't know it's place in the pack is as lost and confused as nutz in gay bar. Unfortunately, not many people understand this, and in their efforts to have mouth sex with their puppies, to carry them about in bejeweled bags, to keep full sized dogs in city sized spaces, and to let the dog be the pack leader when they walk, but then expect them to follow the human in the house/apartment just end up creating a mental mess out of their animal.

Barf.

Nutz...can Skin rant in person as well as he types it? I'd be disappointed to find otherwise.

[SkinBasket]

Nutz...can Skin rant in person as well as he types it? I'd be disappointed to find otherwise.

I can answer that. No. Usually after about 4 or 5 words, I see something shiny, round and bouncy, or I just plain forget what I was saying. Being able to reread the words I just wrote is of great benefit to someone like me.

[Deputy Nutz]

He was an english major, not a public speaking major

Mosty he is bat shit goofy

[MJZiggy]

Did Skin get a presa canario just because Nick Barnett has one?

[SkinBasket]

Did Skin get a presa canario just because Nick Barnett has one?

My bitch is straight up cane corso, not some asshole presa. I'm assuming Barnett picked the presa because it's noted as a fighting dog and he's so gangsta.

Our dog's ears finally assumed their positions now that the cartilage is set.

[Zool]

Dat bitch just want her ears back. You inhumane MF

[SkinBasket]

Dat bitch just want her ears back. You inhumane MF

I should have asked for them when they cut them off. Would have made nice chew toys or h'orderves.

[Freak Out]

What the fuck is that..? Bunting fringed windows with horizontal blinds?

[SkinBasket]

What the fuck is that..? Bunting fringed windows with horizontal blinds?

Who the fuck are you, Suzanne Sugarbaker?

The house came that way. I'm not changing shit until it falls down.

[SkinBasket]

We had to let our other pet go today that we've been raising for most of the summer. She went through her final molt, and we couldn't find her a mate. Plenty of lady mantises to be found, but no boys. So we released her into nature, where she'll most likely be eaten by a bird. But we did enslave another young lady so the kids wouldn't be sad.