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  • #46
    I used one of those to fuck my mom once. It was a little awkward. Since it fit.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    • #47
      Skinbasket you are not wanted here. You're on my block list so your post is hidden. Please don't post here any longer out of respect. I will let you do your thing & expect in return that you stay out of my threads, don't respond to me, etc. I don't want any affiliation with you at all on these forums.

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      • #48
        Well, I got slaughtered in tennis today. Couldn't move on the court. Very lathargic. I can hang with the kid too, I know it, but he beat me 1-6, 1-6. I was playing 1 singles in a 3.5 league.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Partial View Post
          Skinbasket you are not wanted here. You're on my block list so your post is hidden. Please don't post here any longer out of respect. I will let you do your thing & expect in return that you stay out of my threads, don't respond to me, etc. I don't want any affiliation with you at all on these forums.
          I'm just a squirrel. Not sure what I'm supposed to "respect." Of course, you won't see this because you've blocked me, which makes your post making demands about who posts where all the more ridiculous.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #50
            I also have smelly gas this morning. Probably because it's so hot.
            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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            • #51
              Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
              I'm just a squirrel. Not sure what I'm supposed to "respect." Of course, you won't see this because you've blocked me, which makes your post making demands about who posts where all the more ridiculous.
              yep

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              • #52
                Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                I also have smelly gas this morning. Probably because it's so hot.
                wow

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Little Whiskey View Post
                  wow
                  I meant hot outside. Not in my anus or my intestines or wherever it is farts stay until you push them out. Although they might just be thermally balanced today. Especially with the humidity. In my anus.

                  This one time, I tried paying people in stores with green acorns and they laughed at me.
                  "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                    I meant hot outside. Not in my anus or my intestines or wherever it is farts stay until you push them out. Although they might just be thermally balanced today. Especially with the humidity. In my anus.

                    This one time, I tried paying people in stores with green acorns and they laughed at me.
                    interesting

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Little Whiskey View Post
                      interesting
                      I know, right? So you got any questions about dating or personal hygiene you need answered?
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                        I know, right? So you got any questions about dating or personal hygiene you need answered?
                        What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
                        Originally posted by 3irty1
                        This is museum quality stupidity.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Zool View Post
                          What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
                          How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
                          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                            How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
                            I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.
                            Originally posted by 3irty1
                            This is museum quality stupidity.

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                            • #59
                              How can the ladies resist. Sometimes I think I'd rather have Harlan as my wingman.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Zool View Post
                                What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
                                what if you shit in the shower?

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