Return of the King

[Deputy Nutz]

This was part of my plan, if you remember. You got all pompous and said you wouldn't do it. I'm glad you've changed your mind.

Madtown said it curbed my creative talents that I brought to the forum. The hardest part about being a moderator here in the beginning was dealing with Joe. Joe was a bit paranoid, that and Tank otherwise it wasn't nearly the creation it is now.

[Deputy Nutz]

On a side note. I damn near broke my ankle today playing softball. I was running to catch a line drive when I caught it my left foot fell into a nice little hole in the outfield and the ankle didn't like it and rolled over. I had to be helped off a playing for the first time in 14 years.

Shit it might be broken.

[Deputy Nutz]

Someone's bitter. Let it go dude I don't harbor any animosity towards you.

What has changed for the better since I was exiled? Was it better while I was gone? What did I do to cause these fights going on, exactly?

I'll give you the answers:

1. Nothing (ever changes).
2. Maybe for a little bit, certainly not long term.
3. Nothing. I asked Skin not to derail my thread. Turns out himself and others went right ahead and did that anyway (through no fault of my own).

So, please tell me, how exactly am I the problem, RG? I'm looking forward to this one.

People don't really like your threads, so we try to purdy them up.

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On a side note. I damn near broke my ankle today playing softball. I was running to catch a line drive when I caught it my left foot fell into a nice little hole in the outfield and the ankle didn't like it and rolled over. I had to be helped off a playing for the first time in 14 years.

Shit it might be broken.

Sucks man I've been there. Keep it elevated and iced the next 24 hours. Makes a huge difference.

[Deputy Nutz]

I didn't think I could actually damage my legiments any more than I have in the past. My tendons and legiments have been so stretched out for so long that I couldn't believe the pain from this roll job. I can turn my ankle from missing a step or something, and the ankle is usually fine after 5 minutes. This probably 5 days to 5 weeks.

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Yeah dude I'm right there with you I roll my ankles constantly due to flat feet/over pronation paired with general clumsiness.

[Iron Mike]

Yeah dude I'm right there with you I roll my ankles constantly due to flat feet/over pronation paired with general clumsiness.

10-lb Turkey thread. Just sayin'

[SkinBasket]

I didn't think I could actually damage my legiments any more than I have in the past. My tendons and legiments have been so stretched out for so long that I couldn't believe the pain from this roll job. I can turn my ankle from missing a step or something, and the ankle is usually fine after 5 minutes. This probably 5 days to 5 weeks.

You're also good at falling off porches.

How many people did it take to haul your carcass off the field?

[Zool]

Well I go under the scope on Monday. Depending on what they find when they get in there I might be off my feet till September so I won't be challenging you fatties.

In the meantime

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Breakfast - protein bar and 8oz OJ
Lunch - ham sandwich, the other 1/2 of my bag of chips, water
Dinner - chicken quesadilla with home-made salsa, slice of home made pie and 2 Totally Naked

Does walking around on crutches count as exercise? If so I've been working my ass off for 3 weeks.

[MJZiggy]

Does walking around on crutches count as exercise? If so I've been working my ass off for 3 weeks.

If you can get your heart rate up doing it, then yes. I always had a bitch of a time on crutches, so that would count.

[retailguy]

People don't really like your threads, so we try to purdy them up.

As Barack Obama taught me, when you put lipstick on a pig, it is still a pig. Your well intentioned attempts have failed.

[retailguy]

10-lb Turkey thread. Just sayin'

hilarious.

[retailguy]

Madtown said it curbed my creative talents that I brought to the forum. The hardest part about being a moderator here in the beginning was dealing with Joe. Joe was a bit paranoid, that and Tank otherwise it wasn't nearly the creation it is now.

I think you can handle the split personalities, and just maybe, we might enjoy the repressed moderator. I have it on good information that Lawyer Joe moved to Norway, and it's unlikely he'll make bail anytime soon, so I think we're in the clear on that one. Tank is still here, but I don't believe he participates very much, though he can obviously read what we write....

I think we need you on the case, Deputy.

[Little Whiskey]

wow this thread jumped off topic there for a quite a bit.....like they always do.

I remember that sheep/Tarlam thread quite well. matter of fact, I messaged both of them when the shit went down hill. they both got ugly and tried to out do each other. to be honest i don't know which one was worse. other than past contributions and member status I don't know why you would ban one and not the other, or keep them both. they both stepped way over the line. my two cents

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Still waiting RG...