Return of the King

[SkinBasket]

No Skin. I'm rather sure your NOT Jesus. Evidence abounds to that suggestion but you can live just like Jesus because he loves you.

Who's to say I don't live like Jesus? And by suggesting I don't, are you passing judgement on me or on Jesus?

[Zool]

Who's to say I don't live like Jesus? And by suggesting I don't, are you passing judgement on me or on Jesus?

I would assume he's judging you, but he might be old enough to have met J himself.

[SkinBasket]

[GrnBay007]

^^ Ha Ha^^

[GrnBay007]

Ok, I was still laughing tonight about Skin's pic above. Showed my kids. Was called a dork. IDC....still think its funny! Teens!! ...no sense of humor!!

[MJZiggy]

My kid laughed...

Then again, I gave it the wrong song. "It's Dynomite, mom!"

Oops.

[SkinBasket]

So I went into Sam's club this morning to pick some shit up while my kid's at art class. But I forgot to poop this morning, so by the time I get there, there's some serious downward pressure. grab a cart, find a nice display with some really nice gloves for only like $12, so I get them and head to the restroom. That's when things get dicey. You see, usually Sam's club keeps a reasonably clean restroom, but, and I never thought this existed, this is a "black" Sams club, so there's a couple guys who look homeless sitting on the bench right outside the men's room and it turns out there's some really long afro hairs on the toilet seat. So I want to be done with this quickly before I get a virus or robbed. So I start pushing while I'm squatting because I don't want my ass cheeks to be in contact with the seat for too long. Unfortunately, while I'm pushing out 1.5 pounds of sound, I'm also not aware that my cock is askance, and as such, I'm pissing on my shorts and underwear. Long story short, I pissed on myself. And I didn't get my gloves because I thought I should probably head home and change. Kind of a disappointing Sam's Club trip overall.

[mraynrand]

So I went into Sam's club this morning to pick some shit up while my kid's at art class. But I forgot to poop this morning, so by the time I get there, there's some serious downward pressure. grab a cart, find a nice display with some really nice gloves for only like $12, so I get them and head to the restroom. That's when things get dicey. You see, usually Sam's club keeps a reasonably clean restroom, but, and I never thought this existed, this is a "black" Sams club, so there's a couple guys who look homeless sitting on the bench right outside the men's room and it turns out there's some really long afro hairs on the toilet seat. So I want to be done with this quickly before I get a virus or robbed. So I start pushing while I'm squatting because I don't want my ass cheeks to be in contact with the seat for too long. Unfortunately, while I'm pushing out 1.5 pounds of sound, I'm also not aware that my cock is askance, and as such, I'm pissing on my shorts and underwear. Long story short, I pissed on myself. And I didn't get my gloves because I thought I should probably head home and change. Kind of a disappointing Sam's Club trip overall.

I figured you just took the gloves so you didn't have to touch anything in the restroom.

[hoosier]

You could have saved yourself a lot of trouble by taking your dump directly into one of the gloves in the glove aisle. I fully expected you to do that and am somewhat disappointed that you failed to realize that opportunity. Now go back to being scared of black people.

[retailguy]

They have black people in Cincinnati? I had no idea. I thought Venus Flytrap was the only one.

[Deputy Nutz]

Apparently their are a lot of black people in Cincy.

We have all pissed on ourselves.

[Zool]

Black people piss their pants all the time. 'Sall good

[HowardRoark]

We can get that pissing yourself issue fixed while we're down there if you like.

[woodbuck27]

I figured you just took the gloves so you didn't have to touch anything in the restroom.

No ... Damn. He wouldn't have paid for them stinky gloves.

[woodbuck27]

They have black people in Cincinnati? I had no idea. I thought Venus Flytrap was the only one.

Shoot yaa !