Return of the King

[SkinBasket]

Apparently their are a lot of black people in Cincy.

But they don't belong in Sams Club. It's a club for a reason, and when was the last time you met a black person named Sam? The first time I went there, during gold club hours mind you, I got stuck at the register behind a black lady in a motorized scooter and two younger black folks behind her. We waited for several minutes while this fat woman, on oxygen, on the scooter, paid her $47 dollar and some cents bill with singles, folded into packs of ten. Of course the cashier had to unfold them all and count them. I was about to quip to the people behind her that she must be the oldest stripper I've ever seen, but was glad I didn't when it became obvious that they were with her, but paying separate, braking the order into parts and further delaying the entire process. I knew, I KNEW, it was a bad idea going there again.

We have all pissed on ourselves.

Yeah, I know. That's why I wasn't so concerned about it, walking out of Sams Club with a soaked ass. I mean, I totally hosed them. I guess I could have stood in front of the hand dryer for a few minutes, but by then I was just disappointed and wanted to leave.

[Deputy Nutz]

Cosco.

[Harlan Huckleby]

when was the last time you met a black person named Sam?

[Harlan Huckleby]

[Harlan Huckleby]

[HowardRoark]

[Harlan Huckleby]

[Harlan Huckleby]

[Zool]

You've never met any of those guys.

[Harlan Huckleby]

you don't know shit, I met two of um

[Harlan Huckleby]

[hoosier]

Harlan needs help:

[hoosier]

[woodbuck27]

Now. There's a serious contender. IMO. That scene is one of the very best in all of the history of movies. I loved it . I loved that movie. Pulp Fiction ... ROCKS !

[SkinBasket]

Now there's a black Sam Harlan's probably actually met.