Return of the King

[mraynrand]

Almost every thread with Harlan ends in healthcare.

[MadtownPacker]

you don't know shit, I met two of um

Who gives a fuck? If you dont got a story about pissing yourself get lost!

[Scott Campbell]

So I went into Sam's club this morning to pick some shit up while my kid's at art class. But I forgot to poop this morning, so by the time I get there, there's some serious downward pressure. grab a cart, find a nice display with some really nice gloves for only like $12, so I get them and head to the restroom. That's when things get dicey. You see, usually Sam's club keeps a reasonably clean restroom, but, and I never thought this existed, this is a "black" Sams club, so there's a couple guys who look homeless sitting on the bench right outside the men's room and it turns out there's some really long afro hairs on the toilet seat. So I want to be done with this quickly before I get a virus or robbed. So I start pushing while I'm squatting because I don't want my ass cheeks to be in contact with the seat for too long. Unfortunately, while I'm pushing out 1.5 pounds of sound, I'm also not aware that my cock is askance, and as such, I'm pissing on my shorts and underwear. Long story short, I pissed on myself. And I didn't get my gloves because I thought I should probably head home and change. Kind of a disappointing Sam's Club trip overall.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT SHIT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO YOU TILL WOODY'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woodbuck27]

Two Newfoundlanders Harold and Harry were out jigging cod in a dory one day when a North Easter blew them off course into high seas in da ocean. €

They was stranded in their Dory for some four long days.

On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered dem one wish to improve their lives.

They taught bout it for five minutes when suddenly Harold shouted out , Ooo Kaa... I's wishs dat ta ocean was a sea of beer."

And it happened..... and as Newfoundlanders do they began to drink. Drink alot!

Soon they was pissed and Harry said ta Harold ,"Jeeeze ...really great Harold ! Now we has ta pee in da dory !"

and ... on the subject of pissing (and beer).

There's this big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The President of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud.

The President of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite.

Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. . . . . .If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

[Harlan Huckleby]

[Harlan Huckleby]

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm not stopping until Skinbasket admits that he is a goddamn, vicious, racist liar.


As to my claim to have met two of them: well, that requires some careful parsing. I count Sam & Dave as two. And by "met", I mean saw them at a small club called Headliners in Madison back in the 70's.

There, I've come clean. When is Skinbasket going to step forward and apologize for soiling our community with his slur against dark skinned Sams?

[SkinBasket]

You've more than proven my point with your aged, dead, and forgotten black Sams. Thank you.

[SkinBasket]

Listen to the audio here for perhaps the most succinct, accurate, and revealing insight into how partial, and his friends out at the Occupy "protests" were created, especially the part about how these people have been "shamed by real life" after being raised to believe they are too big to fail:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/adam-carolla-breaks-down-occupy-movement-fking-self-entitled-monsters/

Just don't listen at work. Adam Carolla used to be kind of a wank. But he seems much smarter now.

[MJZiggy]

Listen to the audio here for perhaps the most succinct, accurate, and revealing insight into how partial, and his friends out at the Occupy "protests" were created, especially the part about how these people have been "shamed by real life" after being raised to believe they are too big to fail:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/adam-carolla-breaks-down-occupy-movement-fking-self-entitled-monsters/

Just don't listen at work. Adam Carolla used to be kind of a wank. But he seems much smarter now.

Doesn't this belong in FYI?

[mraynrand]

Doesn't this belong in FYI?

The Skinbasket is obviously making the argument that Carolla is referring to people with Partial's attitude. Assuming Parial really has a job and is productive, I don't think it's a completely accurate comparison for Partial, but it certainly descries the OWS crowd

Since the thread is about Partial, it's appropriate here, IMO.

But I bet Mad will move it if you complain enough. Send a few PMs. Wouldn't want to ruffle your sensitive feathers.

[MJZiggy]

The Skinbasket is obviously making the argument that Carolla is referring to people with Partial's attitude. Assuming Parial really has a job and is productive, I don't think it's a completely accurate comparison for Partial, but it certainly descries the OWS crowd

Since the thread is about Partial, it's appropriate here, IMO.

But I bet Mad will move it if you complain enough. Send a few PMs. Wouldn't want to ruffle your sensitive feathers.

I don't send PMs over useless shit like this. At least make it something good.

[SkinBasket]

Doesn't this belong in FYI?

No, it doesn't. There's nothing political about it in the least. The OWS crowd is pushing for a different form of government, to be sure - one that mirrors Obama's dreams from his father, but this is about the attitude and culture that allows such a movement to be successful at this time in history. An attitude and culture, that does, I think reflect both in Partial and the OWS crowd, rand. You point out that Partial has a job and is productive, but it goes beyond that, to the idea of entitlement and the continuing erosion of personal property rights that walk hand in hand. Partial said it best when he described him and his being "sold" the American dream, which when he described it was nothing more than a laundry list of entitlement based on inherent moralistic "rights" and the birthright of an empty higher education, without considering who it was sold to him by - namely those who took his money and taught him those corrupted moralistic rights. Or to sum it all up as Carolla does, a bunch of ass douches. Partial was a better man in theory than those pathetic pubic lice in the streets, but the same ideas and propaganda still set off the same educator-installed switch in his brain calling for outrage, anger, and revolution.

[Iron Mike]

[Deputy Nutz]

He doesn't live here anymore, send his mail to his fowarding address.