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    I have window air conditioners but haven't run them for 5 years because AC is for sissies. Fans work good enough.

    Yesterday I had my first heat-related casualty. Sitting peacefully in my easy chair, had the cell phone up to my ear, and the sweat from my manly head soaked into the phone and fried it.

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    So you where beating off to a gay chat line and you fucked up your phone? You should throw that nasty ass recliner out too!

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    • #3
      Actually I was talking to my mother, and no, she does not work for a chat line.

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      • #4
        I accidentally left one of my kids' chocolate milk in the car yesterday after dropping him off at summer camp. I remembered it this morning and went out to get it. Of course the entire car reeked but the milk carton held a delightful culinary surprise: chocolate cheese!

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            Ha!

            Ever since mid June the afternoon temp has been over 100F. Last Sat it was 106F.
            82F in the AM but 100 or so at noon.

            Thank GOD a 30 pack of PBR is 16.28; which does not include tax.

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            • #7
              this heat can suck my fucking asshole. its too damn hot and muggy to do anything. its even to hot to be in a lake, they're too warm to cool you off

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              • #8
                Why does Harlan admit he was a sissy in 2006?
                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                  I have window air conditioners but haven't run them for 5 years because AC is for sissies. Fans work good enough.

                  Yesterday I had my first heat-related casualty. Sitting peacefully in my easy chair, had the cell phone up to my ear, and the sweat from my manly head soaked into the phone and fried it.

                  Holy crap.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                    So you where beating off to a gay chat line and you fucked up your phone? You should throw that nasty ass recliner out too!

                    Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                    Actually I was talking to my mother, and no, she does not work for a chat line.

                    But oddly you didn't deny that you were beating off.

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                    • #11
                      It's 72 degrees here motherfuckers and the salmon fishing is great.
                      C.H.U.D.

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                      • #12
                        were those salmon that Sarah Palin was clubbing up there?

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                          You said Sarah Palin. And after Pip returned! Do you want Pip to leave again?
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                            It's 72 degrees here motherfuckers and the salmon fishing is great.
                            maybe this is eating all your salmon?

                            Move over, Montauk Monster. Step aside, Nessie. There's a new sea creature in town--maybe. Footage of a 20- to 30-foot long creature caught on tape by fishermen suggest we have an Alaska bonafide mari...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                              It's 72 degrees here motherfuckers and the salmon fishing is great.
                              Yes, but you will be subzero again by September. I can take a little heat. Though I will admit that if this keeps up, I may have the a/c in the car looked at this year. Or not. There's only a couple months to go before it cools off again.
                              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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