I am THe Onebriation.

[SkinBasket]

I've had some things to frink.

[SkinBasket]

I'm trying to drive good. But everything says run me over and is squishy.

[SkinBasket]

Speaking oif such. Hypothetically, you just watched someone you care about die for a week. But they didn't die. They went all unconscious and started to decay. Literally. Some of the organs stopped. Others, like the heart and lungs didn't,. And theyre moaning and thrashing ahoiut. In the best of hours, They are a breathing corpse. Not like the movies where they sigh and close their eyes and butterflies fly out their asshole. And the best part is they wanted to die days, weeks, months ago. How is it we are not allowed to ease their suffering? People are sent to jail for doing to dogs what we put our loved one's through on their death bed. But Oh no you don't! Don't you try giving them no overdose on morphine! Sure, their skin is rotting. Their limbs have locked up with rigamortis. They wimper and scream in wild delerium. But don't you even think of ending their suffering a day sooner or the state will be all over your ass! The hospice nurse is worried about morphine toxicity because of state regulations. Lower the doses! Increase the pain! Horay!

All I'm saying is I'm saving a magazine and a walk in the woods. Fuck you pathetic wards of the state and your desperate fear.

[Iron Mike]

Four Loko Death Calculator

[SkinBasket]

Milkshakes. milkshakes and bleach make everything seem cleaner.

[Deputy Nutz]

I don't want to seem like the forum big shot, but I saw this coming from a mile away.

[SkinBasket]

I don't want to seem like the forum big shot, but I saw this coming from a mile away.

You should see the job we did on those walls if you want to see something worse than death.

[Deputy Nutz]

Are you still here? I think you should have gone to Silk last week, it would have eased the situation.

You guys are the most sucky texture sprayers ever

[SkinBasket]

I left yesterday. Had to feed our fucking cat and pay some bills. Then she goes and dies last night. Maybe it was me.

Anyway, I'm claiming no responsibility for that house. He ended up spraying that front room 4 times to try to hide the paneling. Now it just looks like cottage cheese. Much better. I spent 5 hours cutting the paneling for that bedroom before one of those idiot kids came and put a big fucking crack in one by pressing against a window sill. Their fucking problem now. Oh, and I electrocuted myself on one of those awesome ungrounded outlets. Good thing the wiring in that place is so shitty.

[Freak Out]

Up your insurance then hire me to burn the fucking place down.

[Deputy Nutz]

I left yesterday. Had to feed our fucking cat and pay some bills. Then she goes and dies last night. Maybe it was me.

Anyway, I'm claiming no responsibility for that house. He ended up spraying that front room 4 times to try to hide the paneling. Now it just looks like cottage cheese. Much better. I spent 5 hours cutting the paneling for that bedroom before one of those idiot kids came and put a big fucking crack in one by pressing against a window sill. Their fucking problem now. Oh, and I electrocuted myself on one of those awesome ungrounded outlets. Good thing the wiring in that place is so shitty.

You would have electrocuted yourself regardless if they were grounded or not. hiring professionals is key. Spraying texture on the panelling is fine as long as you realize that the texture is not paint, which your highly intelligent brother in law failed to figure out

[MadtownPacker]

You would have electrocuted yourself regardless if they were grounded or not. hiring professionals is key. Spraying texture on the panelling is fine as long as you realize that the texture is not paint, which your highly intelligent brother in law failed to figure out

Wait, ain't this bro-in-law Mexican?

[Little Whiskey]

Wait, ain't this bro-in-law Mexican?

explains alot

[SkinBasket]

Wait, ain't this bro-in-law Mexican?

Not that one. The Mexican one inherited no mexican skills. He is a detriment to any worksite just by being there.

[Upnorth]

Not that one. The Mexican one inherited no mexican skills. He is a detriment to any worksite just by being there.

So he is union then?