Hey guys

[Freak Out]

Hey Freakout thanks for the good possiblities. Hey I have some chest pains with shooting pain in my left arm. I am ok, right?

Heart attack plus carpal tunnel from beating off so frequently with very poor technique.

[SkinBasket]

You still MMA fighting? Smoker or chewer in the past? Could be a bladder cancer of some type.

I've had blood in my urine for near a decade. If it was cancer I would be dead by now.

[SkinBasket]

Great news!

I've got hand foot and mouth virus! Probably from that stripper. It's most commonly caused by Coxsackievirus A16. Cock. Sack. E. Virus. Awesome!

[Upnorth]

Guess we should put you out of your misery then. It is the only humane thing to do.

[Deputy Nutz]

Time to decontaminate my sofa

[MadtownPacker]

Guess we should put you out of your misery then. It is the only humane thing to do.

[SkinBasket]

Time to decontaminate my sofa

Ah, it's just some stinging puss filled bumps on your hands, feet, and tongue. That's nothing compared to what I did to your sofa.