Vacation Destination!

[MJZiggy]

I like that you think its 1 mountain.

I was in the Appalachians today. Cold and rainy is not how I like going through the mountains.

[Freak Out]

Iceland or Trinidad.

[SkinBasket]

I think we're settled on Belize for now. I've given it as much energy as I could.

http://www.cocoplumcay.com/

[mraynrand]

I think we're settled on Belize for now. I've given it as much energy as I could.

http://www.cocoplumcay.com/

Now I know where to send the cruise missile. ¡Belize Navidad!

[Freak Out]

Nice.....going to be on the mainland at all? Visit a howler monkey colony after you've eaten acid. Good times......

[SkinBasket]

Nice.....going to be on the mainland at all? Visit a howler monkey colony after you've eaten acid. Good times......

Just for one day. Zip line and cave tubing. Maybe the stupid indian ruins.

[mraynrand]

Just for one day. Zip line and cave tubing. Maybe the stupid indian ruins.

Nothing quite like floating down a river, soaking in yours and everyone else's urine for several hours. Reminds me of tubing in the Apple river with friends and a cooler of beer.

[Freak Out]

Howler monkey urine.

[SkinBasket]

Nothing quite like floating down a river, soaking in yours and everyone else's urine for several hours. Reminds me of tubing in the Apple river with friends and a cooler of beer.

I plan on using an anal plug, for several reasons, but it should prevent any penetration while in the tube.

[MadtownPacker]

I like that you think its 1 mountain.

I figured one mountain per tooth. Ass.

Take it up with partial, fucking iPhone auto-fill.

[Zool]

I figured one mountain per tooth. Ass.

Take it up with partial, fucking iPhone auto-fill.

Ohhh I figured you were just typing in broken english.

[woodbuck27]

Whatever you do don't go Mexico right now dude. Even the vacation spots, the mobs are fighting for control of those right now.

Mexico is really scary right now Mad. . . . .and everyone ... ' the travel bureaus' ... forget to remind you to:

Please beware of the pick pockets operating in vacations spots like Barbados.. . . and IT GETS FAR WORSE....

That destination is way too pricy or it was when I visited BARBADOS but the pick pockets, hustlers and rapists really turn on the RADAR.

You really need some common sense and ' a trust noone but your party ' those you know even a little bit attitude on, in alot of these destinations.

At the airport on OUR departure I was asked if we were the victims of any crime. I learned theh of the alias,s of a man the wqas a known serial rapist in Barbados. Rape and get caught and sentenced and out again to do it all over again in 6-8 months time behind bars. Lovely !
OneSaturday this Dude posed as a Oisten, Barbados town cop on off duty. His plan was to get Ann and I to a jazz club that evening; and get me loaded and or jealous or otherwise pissed and away from my gal and isolate her by seperating us to follow through on his seriel crime need to rape my gal.

I realized that something was amiss when he couldn't convince his wife to join us for that evening. This he worked on Ann and I that Saturday afternoon. Shit he was smooth and I bought him beer and food and even cigerettes that afternoon as he seemed so cool and I love 'LIVE' Jazz. He was tall and thin as a rake. . . and really bad ass I later discovered.

That night after I called us off after calling the local police Dept. to check the Sharpie out two local undercover officers overheard my conversation at the hotel lobby desk as the others in my party awaited Ann and I as I needed to follow my gut instincts. He spoke so lovingly of his nurse wife and that evening she would join him and Ann and I after we ate with our vacationing party. Late that afternoon after he had spent 5 hours with us at tyhe hotel poolside lobby and our graces he called our room with the news that his wife had another engagement with her girl friends. I thought WTF. I spent over the top too much on this dude as I love Jazz. Jazz in Bridgetown, Barbados was in my mind too cool.

He couldn't convince his wife to enjoy Ann and I after our hospitality all afternoon!? mmmm It didn't add up and my gut instincts were on overload.

Two Canadian gals arrived at the hotel that afternoon in on a short one week vacation to Barbados. This fucker all pissed as Ann and I didn't show where we told him we'd meet after our dinner with friends. Arrives back along the wall on the common beach at the pool lobby of our hotel and begins to lay the charm on this two young ladies. A new target. One of them leavesthe premises with this charming off duty Police Officer (maybe she loved Jazz too) He no more gets her out in the darkened lane a short ways from the hotel when he mugs and rapes her.

Nice vacation spot? Yes ... but buyer beware.

WELCOME . . . . TO BEAUTIUL BARBADOS.

[woodbuck27]

Derry, northern ireland

make sure you wear a shirt with the union jack on it

also make sure you take a sign and hold it up real high that says "i love the queen"

No Hell NO! Then you'd be in CANADA.