My balls

[HowardRoark]

Got em snipped this morning; how long can I expect bloody underwear? Anything else I should know about?

[SkinBasket]

Give me the deets! I'm about to schedule my balls.

[sheepshead]

bag of peas and sympathetic wife/girlfriend. She'll want to check out the scar too. Then it's business as usual.

[MJZiggy]

And you thought frozen veggies were just for dinner! You'll be fine in a day or two.

[Deputy Nutz]

Just don't do anything stupid like play basketball for the next three days. Take it easy is the best advice lower the activity level to a minimum

[MadtownPacker]

Got em snipped this morning; how long can I expect bloody underwear? Anything else I should know about?

Did you get an upgrade while you where there?

[hoosier]

Watch and learn over the next two weeks as your sack turns lovely shades of bright red, blue, purple, violet and indigo before going black.

[hoosier]

Aren't you a runner, Howie? If so, you really are supposed to stay away from any vigorous exercise for at least a week. I knew I wouldn't be capable of that, and when I asked the uro what would happen if I ran sooner, he painted me an especially graphic picture of what elephantitis of the testicles looks like. It didn't sway me, but I bet you could find some vivid images online if you are curious.

[Upnorth]

I am sorry for your loss. Don't forget to have one for the homies.

[Deputy Nutz]

Watch and learn over the next two weeks as your sack turns lovely shades of bright red, blue, purple, violet and indigo before going black.

What kind of backdoor doc did you go to?

[Harlan Huckleby]

hope you have some kids. terrible loss to humanity to totally lose you from the gene pool

[Freak Out]

I never had to get cut...the wife got "fixed" during the birth of our last child.

[HowardRoark]

Give me the deets! I'm about to schedule my balls.

Pretty much like going to the dentist; numb them up and go to work. They can give you Valium if you want, but I didn't have anyone to drive me home so I didn't. The worst part is sticking the needle in the sack. On the second one it hurt like a son of a bitch and my right hand rose involuntarily to rescue my right ball. The Doc just stood there and eventually said in a tone, “please put your hand down.” I got the feeling he may have had some kind of physical history with a patient in the past.

We listened to KFAN during the procedure, and they were discussing how many first round picks the Vikings could get for Jared Allen, so at least there was some comedy as a distraction

I painted a bedroom tonight and really don't feel much discomfort at all........

[HowardRoark]

Aren't you a runner, Howie? If so, you really are supposed to stay away from any vigorous exercise for at least a week. I knew I wouldn't be capable of that, and when I asked the uro what would happen if I ran sooner, he painted me an especially graphic picture of what elephantitis of the testicles looks like. It didn't sway me, but I bet you could find some vivid images online if you are curious.

Thanks....how long did you wait?

[mraynrand]