My balls

[HarveyWallbangers]

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. I got snipped a few months ago. I was knocked out, so I didn't feel anything. The pain wasn't bad at all and went away in a couple of days. All in all, the procedure was very minor for me. My friend, on the other hand, got numbed up. It wore off in the middle of the procedure, so he could feel all that was going on. It was a nightmare for him.

[hoosier]

Thanks....how long did you wait?

Two days, maybe three. The first couple of days it's pretty tender, but once that went away I figured wtf. If you have an old jock strap or some tighty whiteys lying around, those might help minimize the jostling. And remember, if you notice your sack expanding to like ten times its normal size, seek medical attention

[HowardRoark]

I never had to get cut...the wife got "fixed" during the birth of our last child.

No more wife; she was like really bummed when I told her the meaning of the word fidelity (she thought it was like that new super hot character on Twilight).

I am not married anymore, ergo the snipping.

[Upnorth]

No more wife; she was like really bummed when I told her the meaning of the word fidelity (she thought it was like that new super hot character on Twilight).

I am not married anymore, ergo the snipping.

Sorry to hear that, that sucks man.

[mraynrand]

No more wife; she was like really bummed when I told her the meaning of the word fidelity (she thought it was like that new super hot character on Twilight).

I am not married anymore, ergo the snipping.

ouch. Double ouch. Sorry to hear about that. You've got young kids, right? Best wishes, I hope you get that all figured out.

[HowardRoark]

ouch. Double ouch. Sorry to hear about that. You've got young kids, right? Best wishes, I hope you get that all figured out.

Thanks…..it’s been a rough few years. I thought all the clichés wouldn’t apply to me, but they really do (I guess that’s why they are clichés); kids are resilient, you will be better off, keep your dick in your pants, blah, blah, blah…..

They are 6 and 8 and it is amazing the depth of what they understand; they are with me most of the time and doing well.

[Zool]

Thanks…..it’s been a rough few years. I thought all the clichés wouldn’t apply to me, but they really do (I guess that’s why they are clichés); kids are resilient, you will be better off, keep your dick in your pants, blah, blah, blah…..

They are 6 and 8 and it is amazing the depth of what they understand; they are with me most of the time and doing well.

We are paddling the same boat Howie. I could have written the scenario and you would have nodded along like I just did. Read a study that said women are just as likely if not more likely to cheat, they are just better at hiding it.

I only have 1 luckily. They really are tough. I'm amazed sometimes just how much so.

[HowardRoark]

We are paddling the same boat Howie. I could have written the scenario and you would have nodded along like I just did. Read a study that said women are just as likely if not more likely to cheat, they are just better at hiding it.

I only have 1 luckily. They really are tough. I'm amazed sometimes just how much so.

Sorry to hear about that, I would offer a cliché, but that won’t do any good.

But as you face your Waterloo, don’t just lie there like a beached whale, try to laugh till you cry and don’t listen to the people who say there are two sides to every story; you will be busier than a one-armed paper hanger once you have two homes and always remember that no good deed goes unpunished.

And irregardeless of everything; the sun will always rise tomorrow.

[mraynrand]

I find it disturbing that the "My Balls" and the "More Hamburger Helper" threads are so close in proximity.

[Zool]

Sorry to hear about that, I would offer a cliché, but that won’t do any good.

But as you face your Waterloo, don’t just lie there like a beached whale, try to laugh till you cry and don’t listen to the people who say there are two sides to every story; you will be busier than a one-armed paper hanger once you have two homes and always remember that no good deed goes unpunished.

And irregardeless of everything; the sun will always rise tomorrow.

Took me a while, but I figured that out too. Been a couple years since it happened to me. Got past it with some help from liquor and loose women.

[SkinBasket]

You guys remember that guy that was getting a divorce and getting absolutely hammered and posting on here at night? That guy was easy to like.

[HowardRoark]

You guys remember that guy that was getting a divorce and getting absolutely hammered and posting on here at night? That guy was easy to like.

[mraynrand]

[mraynrand]

You guys remember that guy that was getting a divorce and getting absolutely hammered and posting on here at night? That guy was easy to like.

Was that 4 to 12 12 to 4 or something like that? I think he got a labrador and never came back. Or he drank himself to death

[HowardRoark]

Was that 4 to 12 12 to 4 or something like that? I think he got a labrador and never came back. Or he drank himself to death

http://packerrats.com/showthread.php?9358-I-m-getting-a-divorce&highlight=