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  • I make pictures with my words, so eat my schlong.

    The doctor told me I did an excellent job shaving my balls. I almost got a boner from such compliments.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    • "Balls, balls!", cried the queen, "If I had two I'd be the king"

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      • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
        "Balls, balls!", cried the queen, "If I had two I'd be the king"
        Hillary?
        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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        • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
          I make pictures with my words, so eat my schlong.

          The doctor told me I did an excellent job shaving my balls. I almost got a boner from such compliments.
          Mine told me the same thing.....I think they say that to everyone; like when someone says, "that's a good question!"
          After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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          • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
            "Balls, balls!", cried the queen, "If I had two I'd be the king"
            I thought most queens were pre-op?
            Originally posted by 3irty1
            This is museum quality stupidity.

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            • Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
              Mine told me the same thing.....I think they say that to everyone; like when someone says, "that's a good question!"
              Good Point!
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                Good Point!
                Interesting.
                All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                George Orwell

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                • Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
                  Mine told me the same thing.....I think they say that to everyone; like when someone says, "that's a good question!"
                  Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                  Good Point!
                  Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
                  Interesting.
                  Any other questions?

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                  • Dang, now I am stuck with a mental image of Skinbasket's urologist, who--I am guessing here--just happens to be a spitting image of Tony Larussa, looking him over and remarking nonchalantly, "Your scrotum is so smooth." Never should have opened this thread. Never leave the boat.

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                    • Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
                      Mine told me the same thing.....I think they say that to everyone; like when someone says, "that's a good question!"
                      Way to ruin my moment you hag.
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
                        Interesting.
                        Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                        Good Point!
                        Originally posted by HowardRoark View Post
                        Mine told me the same thing.....I think they say that to everyone; like when someone says, "that's a good question!"
                        Originally posted by hoosier View Post
                        Any other questions?
                        Fascinating.
                        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                        • Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                          Hillary?
                          She has more than two balls under her control...
                          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                          • As of this moment my balls are intact....and slightly moist to the touch.
                            C.H.U.D.

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                            • I never thought I would melt so much ice against my balls and enjoy it so much. Apparently Tylenol 4 doesn't work for dick and percocet makes me sleepy and nauseous. Any home remedies out there? What's this about moist balls?

                              Also how long can I expect this pain at the upper end of the vas deferns to last?
                              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                              • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                                Apparently Tylenol 4 doesn't work for dick ......
                                Wrong drug, wrong part.
                                After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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