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  • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I never thought I would melt so much ice against my balls and enjoy it so much. Apparently Tylenol 4 doesn't work for dick and percocet makes me sleepy and nauseous. Any home remedies out there? What's this about moist balls?

    Also how long can I expect this pain at the upper end of the vas deferns to last?
    I wonder if lidocaine would have any effect at all...but that would just be for the stitches.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
      Any home remedies out there?
      Hmmm.......Cocaine? LOL









      N/M....just a story I heard once........

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      • Rub an aspirin on it and get back to work you pussy.
        C.H.U.D.

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        • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
          I never thought I would melt so much ice against my balls and enjoy it so much. Apparently Tylenol 4 doesn't work for dick and percocet makes me sleepy and nauseous. Any home remedies out there? What's this about moist balls?

          Also how long can I expect this pain at the upper end of the vas deferns to last?
          Home remedy: If you've given up on the frozen peas, a nice single malt has a way of taking the edge off. If that is not an option, try cheap wine. Or you could always bang your head against the wall, that would at least cause your cerebral cortex to focus on something else for a while.

          How long: Possibly until you shoot your wad, but you're supposed to wait at least a week before doing that, otherwise you are at risk of hemorraging or building up pressure in the vas and causing a blowout inside the scroat. Then you won't just be in pain, you will be sorry. I hear tell that some men have that vas pain for a long time after the V, especially during sex. Sucks to be them.

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          • See....that's why you should never have done it.
            C.H.U.D.

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            • Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
              See....that's why you should never have done it.
              Exactly. The SB is a fucking looney.

              Why he fuck would you do this shit to yourself for? After all the porn moneyshots you have watched your telling us you dont know when to pull out???

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              • Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                Exactly. The SB is a fucking looney.

                Why he fuck would you do this shit to yourself for?

                So Nutz can get off the pill?

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                • that's pretty fucking funny, campbell

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                  • Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                    that's pretty fucking funny, campbell
                    So you hate homos. You disgust me.
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                      Exactly. The SB is a fucking looney.

                      Why he fuck would you do this shit to yourself for? After all the porn moneyshots you have watched your telling us you dont know when to pull out???
                      Because not having to worry about birth control is worth a few days of walking around like Madtown after one of his dates.
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                        So you hate homos. You disgust me.
                        I believe they were calling Nutz a woman. Homos don't need the pill.
                        Originally posted by 3irty1
                        This is museum quality stupidity.

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                        • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                          Because not having to worry about birth control is worth a few days of walking around like Madtown after one of his dates.
                          I can tell you from personal experience that 'abstinence only' works.
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • Originally posted by Zool View Post
                            I believe they were calling Nutz a woman. Homos don't need the pill.
                            Urban myth.
                            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                            • Originally posted by Zool View Post
                              I believe they were calling Nutz a woman. Homos don't need the pill.
                              Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                              Urban myth.
                              Exactly. Where do you think lawyers come from?
                              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                              • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                                Because not having to worry about birth control is worth a few days of walking around like Madtown after one of his dates.
                                This is the problem with you dumb gabachos. You cut your fucking balls open just so your women don't have to drink a pill?? Fuck that!! I will just get a new one if it comes down to that shit.

                                Besides what if you are chosen to repopulate the planet after the apocalypse?

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